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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: postaweek2011
And The Emmy of Secret Shamefulness Goes To…
Some of my TV viewing habits are a secret source of shame to me. One show is so horrible I can’t even share it in the sanctity of the confessional. But I know I can tell you. I am hooked on “Toddlers … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beauty pageants, humor, Jimmy Kimmel, life, postaweek2011, Toddlers & Tiaras, Tom Hanks, TV
40 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Party Like It’s 1999
Did you know that alcohol has calories? If you’re following along, you’ll know that this is the summer of the family weight-loss challenge. We just finished the third week, and I conducted a little experiment over the weekend. I wouldn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
17 Comments
How You Can Help Me Become A World-Renowned, Respected Writer
“Peg, what can I do to make sure you get the fame, wealth and respect you deserve as a writer?” I hear that a lot. Why, just the other day, while I was giving a big goose to a small … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, humor, musings, Oprah, postaweek2011, shameless self-promotion, writing
27 Comments
My Grocery Store Knows Me Better Than My Husband Does
My grocery store knows more about me than my husband does. It was exactly 10 years ago this past weekend that I signed up for one of their preferred savings cards. I was nervous about it. I don’t like the … Continue reading
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Losing Is For Winners!
Here we are, with the first week of the family weight-loss challenge under our slightly looser belts. Time for a status update. As I posted last week, my sister Terry issued a challenge for all the women in our family to … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, fear and loathing for celery, food, health, humor, life, postaweek2011, working out
32 Comments
My Mirror Is A Big, Fat Liar
I saw some pictures from our vacation the other day. Looking at myself, I couldn’t believe it. That fading, flabby, middle-aged woman was me? They say that the camera doesn’t lie, so that means my mirror is the culprit. It’s … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, beauty, getting old, humor, life, postaweek2011
33 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Game On.
All the women in my family are voluptuous. Zaftig. Generously padded with fleshy fleshliness. At least that’s what we would be in a Rubens painting. In modern parlance, one might say fat – if one were an insensitive boor. Enter … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, life, losing weight, musings, postaweek2011, weight
53 Comments
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
My Dad sired 9 children. He then topped that accomplishment by staying around, with our Mom, to raise every one of us. For that reason alone, he deserves to be Father of The Year. Not convinced? Here are a few … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged dad, family, Fathers Day, humor, life, postaweek2011, writing
235 Comments
Hey, Secretary of Labor: Ask Me How To End Unemployment
Almost 15 million Americans are out of work. The best way to handle this is to fire some more. Pundits say that unemployment statistics are made up of two parts: those looking for work, and those who have given up … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged customer service, economy, humor, insufferably whiny postal employees, life, musings, politics, postaweek2011, unemployment, working
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