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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: postaweek2011
Falling As Verb, Noun and State of Mind
The sky blue sky is dotted with cotton balls: the air, crisp as McIntosh apples. Maple, oak and sumac fight for supremacy in an all-out color war to the death. I’ve got an important meeting this afternoon, one I can’t … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged autumn, childhood memories, fall, family, life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
40 Comments
A Cup, A Cup, A Cup, A Cup Of Sodium Caseinate
For the coffee lover, fall ushers in the best of times: that of the yummy flavored coffees. Rich pumpkin, deep chocolate notes, earthy wafts of cinnamon spice all beckon from grocery store and specialty shop shelves. “Drink Me,” they say. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged chemicals in food, coffee, food, humor, Java Jive, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, The King Sisters
55 Comments
Always A (Caption Contest) Bridesmaid, Never A Bride
A girl dreams all of her life about that special day. A day when every eye is upon her as all of her fantasies come true. But dreams don’t always come true. Some girls are left on the sidelines; the day … Continue reading
I Got Bubkes
The pristine whiteness of the Word document mocks me as I sit, sweating and mumbling before my screen, because… I got bubkes. Maybe a change of scenery is in order. It’s the technological sterility that has me blocked. Yes, that’s … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writer's block, writing
39 Comments
Spamalot – A Second Helping
If you mosey on back through my blog archives, you’ll find a little post entitled Earning The Respect of My Fellow WordPress Bloggers Has Me Humbled. This was not a gushing self-tribute masquerading as modesty, as the title might suggest, … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, humor, life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, postaweek2011, spam, Spamalot, WordPress support, writing
39 Comments
Gentlemen Prefer…
I’ve often heard women lament, “There just aren’t any gentlemen around anymore!” Au contraire! They’re still out there; you just have to look in the right place. Might I suggest a strip joint? Merriam-Webster Dictionary, my online, go-to source at … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish
Tagged advertising, gentlemen's clubs, humor, life, men and women, musings, postaweek2011, strip clubs
40 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. One New Pound
The mansions on the main street in my hometown were built in the 1800s with money earned by Michigan lumber barons. I was always fascinated by the stories of their exploits up north. Which is why it is fitting that I … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
42 Comments
If Old Is Such A Lousy Place to Be, Why is Everybody Doing Their Damnedest To Get There?
Everybody wants to live a long life. Many of us work hard to do so. We hit the treadmill to strengthen the heart, quit smoking to preserve the lungs, and eat stuff that tastes like hay to flush out the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, baby boomers, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
22 Comments
Playing The Cancer Card
Having cancer is like having a “get out of jail free” card. My sister Lib and I were antiquing when we came upon a nifty, old copper-lined heat lamp. The way Lib tells it, SHE saw it first and called … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged cancer, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
41 Comments

