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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: musings
Healthy Is In the Eye of The Beholder
According to the old saying: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. “Healthy” also seems to be in the eye of the beholder, especially when that beholder is a scientist pushing the latest theory on what’s good for us … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged dieting, food, health, humor, life, musings
78 Comments
Life Has Meaning Once More
It has been a rough summer. Some dear family members are dealing with serious health issues, I’ve been struggling to get in shape, and I’ve been dogged with a bad case of the blahs for months. All that is about … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beauty, beauty pageants, humor, life, musings, my pathetic secret addiction of shame, reality TV, Toddlers & Tiaras
65 Comments
When It Comes to Reality TV, The Secret to Success is Crystal CLR
Reality television is now an established staple of the American viewing diet. Although many can’t understand why anyone would want their dirty laundry and bad behavior exposed for the world to see, it’s obvious the reality TV industry has an … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged humor, life, musings, new math: floozy - finesse = fame + fortune, reality TV
43 Comments
Madison Avenue’s Artisanal Scam
An old man works at an ancient, wooden table in a murky room illuminated by sunlight from a single window. He meticulously crafts a perfect wheel of creamy, yellow cheese… just for you. A little girl presses her face against … Continue reading
Using Hand-Crocheted Doilies to Cover Wine Stains and Other Clever Hints
I’m on the marketing lists of several women’s magazines, and they periodically send emails with teasers from their latest issues. This headline from Cooking Light magazine recently caught my attention: What To Do With Leftover Wine Huh? What is this … Continue reading
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Still The Master Of The Dance
This post was my Father’s Day gift to my Dad several years ago. It had the honor of being Freshly Pressed and remains one of my (and my readers) favorites. My Dad sired 9 children. He then topped that accomplishment … Continue reading
A Paranoid’s Guide To Summertime Fun
Ah, summer. Warm breezes and budding flowers call us outside after a long, cold winter. I answered that call just the other day. I strode briskly along and inhaled deeply, filling my lungs with life-giving fresh air…and about 273 … Continue reading
Arrrr! How I Fought Off Cap’n Microbeard and His Bloodthirsty Band of Pirates
Look sharp, mateys! If yer ship be flying the flag of Windows 7 or 8, batten down the hatches and prepare to repel boarders. Cap’n Microbeard and his bloodthirsty band of pirates be sailin’ the interwebz’ stormy seas. A co-worker … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged computers, humor, Microsoft, musings, pirates, Satya Nadella, technology, Windows 10
50 Comments
10 Beauty Tips For Beautiful Beauty
You can’t watch Bravo, E! and other highbrow TV channels, or pass magazines like Us Weekly or Star in the check-out lane at the grocery store without being bombarded with pictures of the Beautiful People. How did they get that … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged are we really this shallow?, beauty, Clara Bow, humor, life, modern culture, musings, reality TV
73 Comments

