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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: musings
52 Is Not 22
I am 52-years-old. That means that I have also been 22-years-old. If you have not yet experienced both, believe me when I tell you that 52 is not 22. In fact, the two ages barely speak the same language. Here are … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, body image, humor, life, musings, Spanx, the end is near (to the ground)
68 Comments
And It’s Too Late, Baby, Now It’s Too Late
Five days into the new year and 2012 is already an epic fail. Looking around the blogosphere, it seems everybody had a plan for 2012. A fresh, dazzling plan for the sparkling New Year. Lots of blogs are wearing shiny, … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, Carol King, humor, It's too late, musings, New Year's resolutions, Project 365, writing
66 Comments
How Do You See The World?
The World is my oyster. The World is my ashtray. they strut and fret their hour… The World is … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Bill Gates, Carlos Slim Helu, humor, Kardashians, littering, musings, personal, power, The Thinker, thoughts, Warren Buffett, world view
62 Comments
Garcon, Treadmill For One!
Be sure to tip your maitre d’ sweat. The world is facing a cataclysmic problem. The supply of essential resources will shortly be woefully inadequate to meet demand. How will we allocate those resources? Why have pundits been strangely silent on this … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged exercise, health, holidays, humor, life, musings, New Year's resolutions, postaweek2011, working out
59 Comments
The True Meaning of Christmas
My husband’s grandfather was a talented woodcarver. One of his most beautiful creations is a nativity set that my in-laws always display at Christmas time. When our kids were little, they couldn’t resist handling the smooth, wooden figures. Being a wise woman and … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, family, holidays, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
58 Comments
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Christmas is only a couple of days away. The cards are written, the presents are bought, wrapped and under the tree, and now everyone can sit back and enjoy the season. Everyone except you. You haven’t done anything to get … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, family, holidays, humor, life, missing the spirit of holiday generosity, musings, postaweek2011, presents, Scrooge
375 Comments
You Can’t Take It With You? Just Watch Me.
I read a lovely post about how “things” are not important in the final analysis. When we die, our stuff will go to people who probably won’t appreciate it like we do. If it’s worth anything, our heirs will sell … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged afterlife, coffins, death, funerals, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, Tupperware, what's important in life
59 Comments
My Sister-In-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
My sister-in-law, Lisa, just announced she is starting a diet. With 3 weeks to go until Christmas. This is wrong on so many levels. Besides the masochistic overtones, we have to consider how such a move might affect the nation’s economic recovery. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, dieting, eggnog, family, health, holidays, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
44 Comments
Driver’s Tourette’s: And It Make Me Go @#&$%+*!
I think I may have an unusual form of Tourette’s Syndrome. Those who suffer from Tourette’s are plagued with uncontrollable physical tics and “the spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases.” In other words, they swear like … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad habits, dealing with all the jerk-wad drivers on the road, driving, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, swearing
56 Comments
Wal-Mart, The Christmas Musical
Most Americans have been to Wal-Mart. But you haven’t truly experienced it until you see Wal-Mart, The Christmas Musical. I attended a performance just a few days ago. The entire play takes place in a Super Wal-Mart. It is Sunday … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, holidays, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, shopping, Wal-Mart
47 Comments

