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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
Life Has Meaning Once More
It has been a rough summer. Some dear family members are dealing with serious health issues, I’ve been struggling to get in shape, and I’ve been dogged with a bad case of the blahs for months. All that is about … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beauty, beauty pageants, humor, life, musings, my pathetic secret addiction of shame, reality TV, Toddlers & Tiaras
65 Comments
When It Comes to Reality TV, The Secret to Success is Crystal CLR
Reality television is now an established staple of the American viewing diet. Although many can’t understand why anyone would want their dirty laundry and bad behavior exposed for the world to see, it’s obvious the reality TV industry has an … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged humor, life, musings, new math: floozy - finesse = fame + fortune, reality TV
43 Comments
Life Cleanup On Aisle 4
Maybe it’s just me. But I suspect I’m not the only woman who’s merely one bag of beef jerky away from a total meltdown. I was fresh out of inspiration for dinner when I stopped by the grocery store on … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, Great Expectations, Hillary Clinton, housework, humor, I'm tired, life, men and women, parenting, society, women's movement
62 Comments
Madison Avenue’s Artisanal Scam
An old man works at an ancient, wooden table in a murky room illuminated by sunlight from a single window. He meticulously crafts a perfect wheel of creamy, yellow cheese… just for you. A little girl presses her face against … Continue reading
Using Hand-Crocheted Doilies to Cover Wine Stains and Other Clever Hints
I’m on the marketing lists of several women’s magazines, and they periodically send emails with teasers from their latest issues. This headline from Cooking Light magazine recently caught my attention: What To Do With Leftover Wine Huh? What is this … Continue reading
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Still The Master Of The Dance
This post was my Father’s Day gift to my Dad several years ago. It had the honor of being Freshly Pressed and remains one of my (and my readers) favorites. My Dad sired 9 children. He then topped that accomplishment … Continue reading
A Paranoid’s Guide To Summertime Fun
Ah, summer. Warm breezes and budding flowers call us outside after a long, cold winter. I answered that call just the other day. I strode briskly along and inhaled deeply, filling my lungs with life-giving fresh air…and about 273 … Continue reading
10 Beauty Tips For Beautiful Beauty
You can’t watch Bravo, E! and other highbrow TV channels, or pass magazines like Us Weekly or Star in the check-out lane at the grocery store without being bombarded with pictures of the Beautiful People. How did they get that … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged are we really this shallow?, beauty, Clara Bow, humor, life, modern culture, musings, reality TV
73 Comments
Taking My Art On The Road
It’s hard to make a living as a writer, no matter how talented you are. And if you’re a poet? Forget about it. Poetry doesn’t pay. It may sound romantic to starve in a freezing attic in Paris, but the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged highway driving, humor, life, musings, Shakespeare, writing
39 Comments

