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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
My Sister-In-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
My sister-in-law, Lisa, just announced she is starting a diet. With 3 weeks to go until Christmas. This is wrong on so many levels. Besides the masochistic overtones, we have to consider how such a move might affect the nation’s economic recovery. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, dieting, eggnog, family, health, holidays, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
44 Comments
Driver’s Tourette’s: And It Make Me Go @#&$%+*!
I think I may have an unusual form of Tourette’s Syndrome. Those who suffer from Tourette’s are plagued with uncontrollable physical tics and “the spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases.” In other words, they swear like … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad habits, dealing with all the jerk-wad drivers on the road, driving, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, swearing
56 Comments
Wal-Mart, The Christmas Musical
Most Americans have been to Wal-Mart. But you haven’t truly experienced it until you see Wal-Mart, The Christmas Musical. I attended a performance just a few days ago. The entire play takes place in a Super Wal-Mart. It is Sunday … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, holidays, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, shopping, Wal-Mart
47 Comments
Gloves Come Off In Michigan/Wisconsin Mitten Kerfuffle
A new Wisconsin ad campaign has residents of Michigan saying “hands off our motto”. The Wisconsin Department of Tourism’s website features a picture of the state’s outline crafted to resemble some sort of bizarre, knitted Elephant Man-esque mitten. Wisconsin seeks … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Badgers, humor, life, Michigan, Michigan State, mittens, musings, postaweek2011, Spartans, travel, Wisconsin
39 Comments
If You Don’t Post This On Your Facebook Page, It Means You Want Me To Die
I have a friend who uses Facebook almost exclusively for emotional blackmail. When I say “friend”, I mean in the new Facebook sense. This is someone I barely remember from high school, and whose friend request I stupidly approved when I … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, Facebook, friends, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, social media
78 Comments
When Reality TV Almost Becomes Reality
The Kardashians, real housewives, toddlers in tiaras, the Jersey shore crew…this is just the tip of the iceberg of reality TV stars we love to hate. I have joined in heaping scorn on them on more than one occasion. That makes … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged chasing dreams, family, Glee, Glee Project, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, reality TV, singing
69 Comments
How Was Your No-Shave November?
As another No-Shave November draws to a close, I hope everyone got as much out of it as I did. It was just one short year ago that I first learned of this important event… My sister told me her 17 … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged holidays, humor, life, musings, No-Shave November, postaweek2011, shaving
42 Comments
Another Round of Fermented Yak Snot For My Buddies!
Everything is ALWAYS simpler for guys. I once posted about how shopping for clothes strains the mother/daughter bond. My brother-in-law, John, said he was glad he was a guy. Relations with his Dad are simple – pizza, beer and poker … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, life, little things in life, men and women, musings, postaweek2011
30 Comments
The 99% Solution
I watched back-to-back episodes of “Cops”, and extended news coverage of Occupy Wall Street late into the night, so it’s hardly surprising I was in the middle of some weird dreams when my brain decided to get me up at … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, People Are Nice
Tagged angels, Christmas, Cops, helping others, humor, life, musings, news, Occupy Wall Street, postaweek2011
50 Comments

