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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
Earth Priestess of Spring
Ah, spring. The love of the soil is buried deep in our collective conscience. Each year the sap rises and our spirits lift in song, in an ancient ritual older than memory. We are druid priestesses anew, dancing at Beltane. We … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged food, gardening, humor, life, musings, plants, spring has sprung
64 Comments
Chicago Gets Her Knockers Up
As any woman can tell you, nothing is more crucial for perky boobs than good support. Last weekend it seemed the whole city of Chicago turned out to provide that support – for breast cancer research.
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, People Are Nice
Tagged Avon walk, breast cancer, cancer, Chicago, family, health, humor, Knockers Up, life, news, Rusty Warren
58 Comments
Notmyproblemitis
Experts are concerned by the alarming spread of Notmyproblemitis or NMP. This malady results in the infected person losing all feeling…for their fellow man. Science does not know the exact cause, but the infection short-circuits a person’s ability to share … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged business, customer service, humor, life, musings, my baser self, rudeness
58 Comments
Interplanetary Mental Commuting
Some people have jobs that require them to commute from one end of the country to the other – they’re bicoastal. Some people have an illness that makes their minds jump from one mood extreme to the other – they’re … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, life, musings, space (between the ears) the final frontier, WordPress, writing
109 Comments
The Day The Music Died
Last week saw the passing of music legends Donna Summer and Robin Gibb. Robin and his fellow Brothers Gibb formed the wildly successful group the Bee Gees who, along with Donna, defined the music phenomenon known as disco. This was the week that … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged dancing, disco, Donna Summer, humor, life, music, Robin Gibb, The Bee Gees
61 Comments
I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!
I snigger at those Life Alert commercials. It’s sad when old ladies fall down for realz, but the actresses they use in the ads are so horrible they’re funny. They must hire the producer’s grandmothers. They stretch out on the … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition, General Ramblings
Tagged Andrew Wyeth, Dairy Queen, dieting, food, health, humor, life, Life Alert, musings, Weebles
82 Comments
When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again…Revisited
We just moved youngest daughter Gwen home from college for the summer. It’s so great to have her sweet little face around the house again! Not that I’ve actually seen her face. She sleeps during the day and stays up all … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged children, college kids, family, home for the summer, humor, life
57 Comments
My Mother’s Hands
I have my mother’s hands. That’s not something I’ve ever taken as a compliment – no offense, Mom.
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, humor, life, love, mom, Mother's Day, musings, parenting
80 Comments
Ain’t Technology Great?
A MODERN BUSINESS PLAY The setting: A typical office email exchange… The players: “Peg” a dedicated (albeit technologically challenged) insurance agent “Fred” a dedicated attorney who represents Peg’s client “Missy” Peg’s tech-savvy assistant
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged email, humor, life, little things in life, office, technology
71 Comments
Government Agencies Land In The Alphabet Soup
The recent rash of bad behavior by certain United States federal agencies has left a bad taste in our collective mouths, but there is a bright side. These stains on the national honor have given rise to several new buzzwords … Continue reading

