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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Doing the Cha-Cha

“Step forward with the right foot, then again with the left.  Good!”  “Now back one with the right foot.  That’s it.  Now cha-cha!” The summer’s family weight loss challenge is like an Arthur Murray dance class.  Every week I do … Continue reading

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She Who Acts As Her Own Doctor Has a Fool For a Patient

I’m coming down with something.  When you’re going on 52 years old, you have to stay on top of this stuff.  I’ve had the symptoms for some time so I did a little research.  I consulted the Physicians Desk Reference, … Continue reading

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MAB SmackDown: Raw

I’m a peaceable woman.  I abhor violence and am filled with the milk of human kindness.  Yet, at this moment I am looking forward with all my being to witnessing an epic takedown; a beating so brutal it will be … Continue reading

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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Virtue is It’s Own Reward (But Not For Me)

We are now 6 weeks into our family weight loss challenge.  Most of my sisters, sister-in-law and Mom have adopted a slow and steady strategy. We’re all making progress, trying to eat sensibly, and some are becoming more active. If you’ve … Continue reading

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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Partying In Hell

ASTOUNDING WEIGHT-LOSS BREAKTHROUGH! I have discovered an appetite suppressant that is easy, low-tech, requires no special food and costs nothing. All you have to do is suffer the burning agonies of hellfire. Most participants in the family weight loss challenge … Continue reading

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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Getting Philosophical About It

If a big slab of meaty ribs is cooking in the woods, and nobody can smell them, are they really there?  It has been a week of good news/bad news in the family summer weight-loss challenge. The good news is… … Continue reading

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Ode To The Summer Cold

I lay me down upon my bed, To seek a little sleep. Begins the drip, begins the hack, No rest – no dreaming deep. It does no good, I cannot breathe, Downstairs I go to find Some solace from the … Continue reading

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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Party Like It’s 1999

Did you know that alcohol has calories?  If you’re following along, you’ll know that this is the summer of the family weight-loss challenge.  We just finished the third week, and I conducted a little experiment over the weekend.  I wouldn’t … Continue reading

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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Losing Is For Winners!

Here we are, with the first week of the family weight-loss challenge under our slightly looser belts.  Time for a status update. As I posted last week, my sister Terry issued a challenge  for all the women in our family to … Continue reading

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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Game On.

All the women in my family are voluptuous.  Zaftig.  Generously padded with fleshy fleshliness.  At least that’s what we would be in a Rubens painting.  In modern parlance, one might say fat – if one were an insensitive boor. Enter … Continue reading

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