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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: aging
To Smile Or Not To Smile? That Is The Question
You have a split second to respond. There are no do-overs. Choose poorly and you risk being tagged as Stuck-up Bitch or Village Idiot. I’m talking about navigating the no-man’s land between seeing someone, and figuring out if it’s someone … Continue reading
Malaising Grace
mal·aise: noun mə-lāz, ma-, -lez 1: an indefinite feeling of debility or lack of health often indicative of or accompanying the onset of an illness 2: a vague sense of mental or moral ill-being <a malaise of cynicism and despair … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, health, humor, life, midlife crisis, musings, my baser self, prayer
106 Comments
This is The Greatest Blog Post Ever Written
The topic to be covered today is near and dear to everyone’s heart. You will be deeply moved and, at the same time, you will laugh out loud. I don’t wish to be immodest but the fact is that reading … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, blog, humor, memory, musings, shameless self-promotion, writing
121 Comments
Save Me! I’m Becoming An Old Lady
My first grade teacher, Miss Lisk… The children’s room librarian in my hometown, Mrs. Newbury… Our piano teacher, Granny Meiloch… Both of my great aunts, Elenora & Margaret… To this firmament, this veritable pantheon of old ladies can now be added … Continue reading
Old Drivers Are Making Me Crazy. Young Ones, Too.
It used to be funny to make cracks about women drivers. Now we know that such comments are sexist and demeaning. Besides, gender has nothing to do with driving ability. All the truly bad drivers are either really old or … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, driving, humor, life, musings, things that tick me off
87 Comments
Love/Hate Relationship: One Woman’s Search For A Dress
One of the worst things about losing a lot of weight is that nothing fits anymore. Ha ha ha! Good one, eh? But, seriously. One of the very BEST things about losing a lot of weight is that you … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, body image, dieting, fashion, humor, life, musings, shopping
70 Comments
52 Is Not 22
I am 52-years-old. That means that I have also been 22-years-old. If you have not yet experienced both, believe me when I tell you that 52 is not 22. In fact, the two ages barely speak the same language. Here are … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, body image, humor, life, musings, Spanx, the end is near (to the ground)
68 Comments
If Old Is Such A Lousy Place to Be, Why is Everybody Doing Their Damnedest To Get There?
Everybody wants to live a long life. Many of us work hard to do so. We hit the treadmill to strengthen the heart, quit smoking to preserve the lungs, and eat stuff that tastes like hay to flush out the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, baby boomers, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
22 Comments

