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Category Archives: General Ramblings
Somewhere Under The Rainbow
While flipping through a glossy new-car brochure, I came across a vehicle colored Champagne Sand. The implication was that I (and a fantasy companion) could be sipping champagne on a smooth, sandy beach if only we had this car to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged attitude, colors, humor, musings, new cars, postaweek2011
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Let Them Eat Cake
The ideal kitchen, shown on my favorite channel, HGTV, has granite countertops and stainless steel appliances. So of course, when our refrigerator died, I really wanted to go with stainless. Unfortunately, stainless is a lot pricier than white. Looking … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, appliances, food, HGTV, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, refrigerators
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Throwing In The Towel
Note to self: After blogging, be sure to switch into “Normal World” mode before venturing forth. The local YMCA lobby has a circular front desk. After you swipe your membership card at the 3 o’clock position, you pass through the gate and … Continue reading
I Suffer From Post Traumatic Bra Stress Disorder
I read an article recently about an entrepreneur whose chain of bra shops is rapidly expanding across the country. Her stores emphasize measuring and custom fitting for each woman. As I read, my hands started shaking. I broke into a … Continue reading
Because It Was a Cold And Rainy Day
I woke up full of energy this morning. With a to-do list that would have stymied a lesser woman, I knew I would have no problem knocking it out over my lunch hour and after work: But it was cold and rainy … Continue reading
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Tagged a woman's work is never done, chores, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, rainy days, running errands, writing
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Curl Up & Dye You Gravy Sucking Pig
Why are beauty salon names so often bad puns? Hair’s What’s Happening, The Mane Event, American Hairlines, From Hair to Eternity, Head Hunters, The Hairport, A Cut Above, Simply Hair-resistible,…we could go on and on. Consider the establishment mentioned in … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged business, hair salons, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, puns, writing
18 Comments
When Do You Get to Do Whatever You Want Without Worrying About The Consequences?
At what age do you get to do whatever the hell you want without worrying about the consequences? I’m not talking about that “when I’m old I will wear purple” stuff; I mean physically. It seems to me that life … Continue reading
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Earning the Respect of My Fellow WordPress Bloggers Has Me Humbled
I must be doing something right. I don’t mean to brag, but I’m really raking in the comments lately. Here’s just a sampling, along with my replies: lv monogram vernis enthused: “Your place is normally valueble in my opinion. I … Continue reading →