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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: writing
Will PAC-Man Gobble Up The King’s English?
On the one-year anniversary of the Punctuation And Capitalization Tax, commonly called the PAC, reviews have been mixed as to its impact on America. Gwen Prosody, a retired English professor, has been an outspoken critic of the PAC tax. Ms. Prosody … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, English, grammar, humor, musings, Pac Man, postaweek2011, Rupert Murdoch, taxes, writing
35 Comments
Happy Anniversary, Baby!
It’s my anniversary. I first put cyber pen to paper at WordPress one year ago today. My sister Lib and I went to Ireland in 2009. I was sending excruciatingly detailed emails of our trip to my family, and someone suggested I … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, Goofy, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, WordPress, writing
65 Comments
Falling As Verb, Noun and State of Mind
The sky blue sky is dotted with cotton balls: the air, crisp as McIntosh apples. Maple, oak and sumac fight for supremacy in an all-out color war to the death. I’ve got an important meeting this afternoon, one I can’t … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged autumn, childhood memories, fall, family, life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
40 Comments
Always A (Caption Contest) Bridesmaid, Never A Bride
A girl dreams all of her life about that special day. A day when every eye is upon her as all of her fantasies come true. But dreams don’t always come true. Some girls are left on the sidelines; the day … Continue reading
I Got Bubkes
The pristine whiteness of the Word document mocks me as I sit, sweating and mumbling before my screen, because… I got bubkes. Maybe a change of scenery is in order. It’s the technological sterility that has me blocked. Yes, that’s … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writer's block, writing
39 Comments
Spamalot – A Second Helping
If you mosey on back through my blog archives, you’ll find a little post entitled Earning The Respect of My Fellow WordPress Bloggers Has Me Humbled. This was not a gushing self-tribute masquerading as modesty, as the title might suggest, … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, humor, life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, postaweek2011, spam, Spamalot, WordPress support, writing
39 Comments
Writing The Turd In The Pool
For bloggers, each post is a work of art, lovingly and laboriously shaped. We give our precious thoughts a sail, then set them afloat in the WordPress regatta. Sometimes, instead of the sleek, literary craft you hoped for, your blog post turns out to be the turd … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, musings, postaweek2011, what to do when confronted by a turd in the pool, writing
35 Comments
Writing: Wryly Whining And Whying
Someday, when I am a world-renowned writer, someone will want to interview me. I will probably be really busy at that time, what with book signings and taking wheelbarrows full of money to the bank, so I thought it would … Continue reading
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Tagged blogging, Harry Potter, humor, life, musings, Oprah, postaweek2011, Professor Snape, writing
32 Comments
The Tell-Tale Heart of the Matter: Some Little Habits Can Drive You To Murder
I have this friend. A really good friend; someone whose company I enjoy, whose friendship I cherish. She is a delightful, bubbly person and I am about this close to smothering her, hacking up the body and burying the pieces under … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Edgar Allan Poe, English, grammar, humor, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
52 Comments
How You Can Help Me Become A World-Renowned, Respected Writer
“Peg, what can I do to make sure you get the fame, wealth and respect you deserve as a writer?” I hear that a lot. Why, just the other day, while I was giving a big goose to a small … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, humor, musings, Oprah, postaweek2011, shameless self-promotion, writing
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