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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Music Is A Time Machine
I have discovered the secret to time travel. I was in a store the other day when the radio played Build Me Up Buttercup by The Foundations. I wasn’t the only person who started singing along. I could hear some … Continue reading
Tupperware Party Hearty Without Me
I have a confession to make. I don’t want you to think less of me, but what kind of relationship can we have if it is built on a foundation of lies? The time has come to tell the truth. … Continue reading
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet He Remains The Master Of The Dance
This post was my Father’s Day gift to my Dad several years ago. It had the honor of being Freshly Pressed and remains one of my (and my readers) favorites. My Dad sired 9 children. He then topped that accomplishment … Continue reading
What To Do When Mother Nature Crashes the Wedding
Wedding season is upon us. Once again, the fine folks at Peg-Co are standing by to help with your wedding day emergencies. Congratulations – you’re getting married! One of the most crucial decisions you’ll make is where to have … Continue reading
When Exclamation Is Not The Point
Communicating nowadays is like tiptoeing through a minefield. Words have been the chief medium of communication since shortly after our ancestors crawled out of the primordial ooze. We’ve witnessed a revolution in the last decade in how those words are … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged business writing, communication, Facebook, humor, knock off the LOLs whippersnappers, musings, social media, writing
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Doing The Pantry Can-Can
I spent most of Saturday cleaning the kitchen pantry. Take a moment to let that statement sink in. Now you may commence with the “atta-Pegs,” because I deserve every one. This strange urge to clean may have something to do … Continue reading
6 Places Not To Use Facebook Check-In
Facebook “check-in” is a great business tool…unless you’re engaged in monkey business. Are you familiar with this feature? Businesses post their locations on Facebook maps to make it easier for potential customers to find them. If you visit one … Continue reading
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Tagged Facebook, humor, life, musings, roaches check in...then you know where they are, social media
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Curl Up And Dye, You Gravy Sucking Pig
Hair’s What’s Happening The Mane Event American Hairlines From Hair to Eternity Head Hunters The Hairport A Cut Above We’ve all seen these signs. Why do beauty salons seem to have a monopoly on bad pun names? Is this … Continue reading
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Tagged business, hair salons, humor, Is the pun the lowest form of humor?, life, musings, Steve Martin
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Some of Y’all Need To Pay More Taxes
I wrote this piece a couple of years ago, and WordPress was kind enough to choose it for Freshly Pressed. Here it is again, in honor of our national day of financial mourning. Washington has never called about implementing these … Continue reading

