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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: musings
Playing The Cancer Card
Having cancer is like having a “get out of jail free” card. My sister Lib and I were antiquing when we came upon a nifty, old copper-lined heat lamp. The way Lib tells it, SHE saw it first and called … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged cancer, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
41 Comments
People Are Nice
People are nice, and I have proof. I took advantage of this last, long weekend (created by me taking off work on Friday and Monday) to travel to Michigan to see my family. My modus operandi is to break up … Continue reading
Posted in People Are Nice
Tagged humor, life, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, rest areas, travel
41 Comments
Orange and Blue: Game Day
We saw the first one after we got on the highway, when still 2 hours away. The car passed us going 70. Their blue flag flapped crisply behind them. It was a little sun faded, the orange letter “I” not as … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged college, football, game day, humor, Illini, life, musings, postaweek2011, University of Illinois
20 Comments
Writing The Turd In The Pool
For bloggers, each post is a work of art, lovingly and laboriously shaped. We give our precious thoughts a sail, then set them afloat in the WordPress regatta. Sometimes, instead of the sleek, literary craft you hoped for, your blog post turns out to be the turd … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, musings, postaweek2011, what to do when confronted by a turd in the pool, writing
35 Comments
The Rubaiyat of Redneck Heaven
A selection of verses. VIII Whether at Potosi or Farmington, Whether the Cup with Jack or Boone’s Farm run, The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop by drop, The cigarette ashes of Life keep falling one by one. IX … Continue reading
Posted in Little Ditties
Tagged humor, life, Missouri, musings, Omar Khayyam, poetry, postaweek2011, rednecks, Rubaiyat
16 Comments
How I Did My Groove Thang With Earth, Wind & Fire On Cloud Nine – Almost
The local YMCA is being renovated. I’m sure it will end up being a workout Mecca the likes of which we have never seen. In the meantime, it’s a pain in the butt. They closed the main rooms and moved … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged death, Earth Wind & Fire, heaven, humor, life, music, musings, postaweek2011, working out, YMCA
36 Comments
Further Evidence That I Do Not Play Well With Others
*…Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the throbbing of the bells, Of the bells, bells, bells — To the sobbing of the bells; Keeping time, time, time, As he knells, knells, knells, In a happy … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged annoyances, children, Edgar Allen Poe, humor, life, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, shopping
26 Comments
Writing: Wryly Whining And Whying
Someday, when I am a world-renowned writer, someone will want to interview me. I will probably be really busy at that time, what with book signings and taking wheelbarrows full of money to the bank, so I thought it would … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, Harry Potter, humor, life, musings, Oprah, postaweek2011, Professor Snape, writing
32 Comments
When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again…Hurrah?
When your kids go away to college, they enter the Grownup Twilight Zone. They enjoy most of the privileges of adulthood, with few of the responsibilities. (One doesn’t count the minimal coursework required to keep one’s academic head above water.) … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged adult responsibility, children, college, curfew, family, freshmen, humor, kids going off to school, musings, postaweek2011
35 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Doing the Cha-Cha
“Step forward with the right foot, then again with the left. Good!” “Now back one with the right foot. That’s it. Now cha-cha!” The summer’s family weight loss challenge is like an Arthur Murray dance class. Every week I do … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, musings, postaweek2011
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