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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: musings
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet He Is Still Master Of The Dance
This post was my Father’s Day gift to my Dad two years ago. It had the honor of being Freshly Pressed and remains one of my (and my readers’) favorites. I love you, Dad!
What To Do When Mother Nature Crashes the Wedding: A Bride’s Guide
Congratulations – you’re getting married! One of the most crucial decisions you’ll make is where to have the wedding. If you’re like many brides, you’ve tuned out advice from clueless old fogies (i.e. your parents) and listened to your Inner … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged brides, humor, life, musings, weddings
65 Comments
Thank You, Blogs I Follow. Thanks For Nothing.
I love you. I hate you. I love your wonderful words, spun out like thread, woven into intricate tapestries that are by turns gossamer light or substantial as a good, wool blanket. I love your glorious images; photos that capture … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, friends, humor, musings, Reader, WordPress, writing
103 Comments
My Knee Jerk Reaction Would Be To Kick You In The Knee, Jerk
My physical reflexes have never been what they once were. My mental reflexes are probably worse. Yet if a verbal hammer hits a certain spot in my brain, the guy wielding that hammer is probably gonna get a reflexive kick … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Gilligan's Island, humor, life, little things in life, musings, profanity
119 Comments
That’s The Most Disgusting Stuff I Ever Tasted. Give Me A Big, Heapin’ Helping.
TV is full of experts who are eager to explain why we eat too much (or too little). What I want to know is why do we eat the specific foods we eat? Especially when that food tastes like slugs … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged culture, family, food, health, humor, IKEA, Lutefisk, musings, psychology
116 Comments
To Smile Or Not To Smile? That Is The Question
You have a split second to respond. There are no do-overs. Choose poorly and you risk being tagged as Stuck-up Bitch or Village Idiot. I’m talking about navigating the no-man’s land between seeing someone, and figuring out if it’s someone … Continue reading
Fear & Loathing In The ½ Price Easter Candy Aisle
What do 4-for-$1 Cadbury Crème Eggs and an up-thrust of daffodils have in common? Both are important clues that may help me to finally understand…myself. I’ve been feeling a little blue lately. By a little blue I mean sad. Very … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition, General Ramblings
Tagged depression, dieting, health, humor, life, mental health, musings, seasonal affective disorder
111 Comments
Apple Employee Engagement Workshop
Rejected t-shirt logo for an upcoming employee engagement/team-building workshop at Apple headquarters: What other mottos might they consider?
Posted in T-Shirtable Quote
Tagged Apple, human resources, humor, life, musings, teamwork
60 Comments
Heads You Win, Tails You Lose
* Oh, God! We’re slowing to a crawl. Look at those taillights, stretching ahead as far as the eye can see. Damn! I’m going to be late for work for SURE. And will my jerk-wad boss care that it is … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged attitude, death, gratitude, life, musings, perspective
54 Comments

