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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
I Got Bubkes
The pristine whiteness of the Word document mocks me as I sit, sweating and mumbling before my screen, because… I got bubkes. Maybe a change of scenery is in order. It’s the technological sterility that has me blocked. Yes, that’s … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writer's block, writing
39 Comments
Spamalot – A Second Helping
If you mosey on back through my blog archives, you’ll find a little post entitled Earning The Respect of My Fellow WordPress Bloggers Has Me Humbled. This was not a gushing self-tribute masquerading as modesty, as the title might suggest, … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, humor, life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, postaweek2011, spam, Spamalot, WordPress support, writing
39 Comments
Gentlemen Prefer…
I’ve often heard women lament, “There just aren’t any gentlemen around anymore!” Au contraire! They’re still out there; you just have to look in the right place. Might I suggest a strip joint? Merriam-Webster Dictionary, my online, go-to source at … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish
Tagged advertising, gentlemen's clubs, humor, life, men and women, musings, postaweek2011, strip clubs
40 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. One New Pound
The mansions on the main street in my hometown were built in the 1800s with money earned by Michigan lumber barons. I was always fascinated by the stories of their exploits up north. Which is why it is fitting that I … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
42 Comments
I Didn’t
Today… I didn’t step over the pile of cat-gack on the stairs and leave the clean up for the next unwary morning traveler. Nor did I yell at Beeby for eating the gack-inducing leaf, even though I specifically warned her … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad day, bad mood, depression, humor, ill-wishing, life, little things in life, musings
51 Comments
If Old Is Such A Lousy Place to Be, Why is Everybody Doing Their Damnedest To Get There?
Everybody wants to live a long life. Many of us work hard to do so. We hit the treadmill to strengthen the heart, quit smoking to preserve the lungs, and eat stuff that tastes like hay to flush out the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, baby boomers, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
22 Comments
Playing The Cancer Card
Having cancer is like having a “get out of jail free” card. My sister Lib and I were antiquing when we came upon a nifty, old copper-lined heat lamp. The way Lib tells it, SHE saw it first and called … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged cancer, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
41 Comments
People Are Nice
People are nice, and I have proof. I took advantage of this last, long weekend (created by me taking off work on Friday and Monday) to travel to Michigan to see my family. My modus operandi is to break up … Continue reading
Posted in People Are Nice
Tagged humor, life, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, rest areas, travel
41 Comments
Orange and Blue: Game Day
We saw the first one after we got on the highway, when still 2 hours away. The car passed us going 70. Their blue flag flapped crisply behind them. It was a little sun faded, the orange letter “I” not as … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged college, football, game day, humor, Illini, life, musings, postaweek2011, University of Illinois
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