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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
I Am The Line Slayer
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged grocery shopping, humor, life, musings, shopping, waiting in line
94 Comments
I’m The Crypt Keeper…No, Really!
I’m never going to move to Paris. It just hit me that I’ll never live in a garret in Montmartre, spending my days painting and my nights discussing Existentialism over wine and croissant. The chances were always slim. If you haven’t run away from home … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged church lady, humor, Knights Templar, life, musings, my baser self, volunteering
59 Comments
Dear Political Opponent
Dear Political Opponent, Our parties are at war. It’s undeclared, of course; more of a military action, but no less real for that. The distance between us stretches as a vast, barren wasteland which few dare to cross.
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged democrats, election, humor, lets live like we're in a Coke commercial, life, news, politics, republicans
81 Comments
Step Away From the 1040 And Nobody Gets Hurt
Back away. Back. Away. Now. I’ve got a sharpened #2 Ticonderoga pointed at my jugular, and I’m not afraid to use it. The floor is littered with broken pencils, crumpled 8863s and great tufts of naturally blond hair, pulled … Continue reading
We STILL Need More Taxes
I wrote this piece last year and WordPress was kind enough to Freshly Press it. Despite the publicity, Washington never called about implementing these great ideas. If you’re chummy with any of our elected officials, pass this on, OK? What’s wrong … Continue reading
When Synonyms Are Not Synonymous
Here’s a post you may have missed last January. They say that people judge us by the words we use. It is equally true that we show our own judgments by the words we choose. Words can carry more baggage than … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, English, humor, life, news, reporter bias, synonyms, writing
33 Comments
If You’re Staring At Your Lap While Dining With Me, You Best Be Playing With Yourself
Repeat after me: “My phone is not invited to all of life’s parties.”
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Degas, humor, life, manners, musings, smart phones, social media, technology, texting
73 Comments
Didja Hear About This?
Why do people think that whatever they are reading is more important than what you’re doing? My dad and I were sitting companionably in his living room, each buried behind our respective sections of the Sunday paper. I was perusing … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, humor, life, musings, reading, things that tick me off
41 Comments

