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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
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Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
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Tag Archives: humor
My Knee Jerk Reaction Would Be To Kick You In The Knee, Jerk
My physical reflexes have never been what they once were. My mental reflexes are probably worse. Yet if a verbal hammer hits a certain spot in my brain, the guy wielding that hammer is probably gonna get a reflexive kick … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Gilligan's Island, humor, life, little things in life, musings, profanity
119 Comments
Get Those Children Out of The Muddy, Muddy!
Q: What time is it when an ark floats by your house? A: Time to call your insurance agent. Ha ha! Hysterical, right? We insurance agents have millions of those gems. I usually save them for clients. When they realize … Continue reading
That’s The Most Disgusting Stuff I Ever Tasted. Give Me A Big, Heapin’ Helping.
TV is full of experts who are eager to explain why we eat too much (or too little). What I want to know is why do we eat the specific foods we eat? Especially when that food tastes like slugs … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged culture, family, food, health, humor, IKEA, Lutefisk, musings, psychology
116 Comments
To Smile Or Not To Smile? That Is The Question
You have a split second to respond. There are no do-overs. Choose poorly and you risk being tagged as Stuck-up Bitch or Village Idiot. I’m talking about navigating the no-man’s land between seeing someone, and figuring out if it’s someone … Continue reading
Fear & Loathing In The ½ Price Easter Candy Aisle
What do 4-for-$1 Cadbury Crème Eggs and an up-thrust of daffodils have in common? Both are important clues that may help me to finally understand…myself. I’ve been feeling a little blue lately. By a little blue I mean sad. Very … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition, General Ramblings
Tagged depression, dieting, health, humor, life, mental health, musings, seasonal affective disorder
111 Comments
Apple Employee Engagement Workshop
Rejected t-shirt logo for an upcoming employee engagement/team-building workshop at Apple headquarters: What other mottos might they consider?
Posted in T-Shirtable Quote
Tagged Apple, human resources, humor, life, musings, teamwork
60 Comments
Yew City Slickers Is Luckier ‘N Cold Spit On A Greased Pig In A China Shop
Urbanites are always complaining about how tough life is in the big city. I say, crime? – bah! smog? – ha! traffic jams? – don’t make me laugh. You don’t know what tough IS until you’ve stared down the gaping … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged country life, Hee Haw, humor, joys of homeownership, life, musings, The Beverly Hillbillies
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