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Tag Archives: business
Curl Up & Dye You Gravy Sucking Pig
Why are beauty salon names so often bad puns? Hair’s What’s Happening, The Mane Event, American Hairlines, From Hair to Eternity, Head Hunters, The Hairport, A Cut Above, Simply Hair-resistible,…we could go on and on. Consider the establishment mentioned in … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged business, hair salons, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, puns, writing
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New Language Discovered!
Quickly adopted by politicians and advertisers. A little old lady was holding up my line at the grocery store. She was trying to return a carton of ice cream. “It says New & Improved but it tastes the same.” She said, … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish, General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged advertising, business, con artists, humor, language, marketing, musings, politics, postaweek2011, writing
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Top Goat Selling Techniques
I was reading a business magazine the other day when I came across an article: “Top Goat Selling Techniques.” It was a major, national magazine targeting corporate America. I was a little surprised the publishers thought that goats would be a … Continue reading
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Tagged business, fun with animals, goats, humor, life, postaweek2011, sales tips
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