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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Where Is The Love?
If you’ve been checking out this-here blog for any amount of time, you may have noticed one of my most frequent commenters (and biggest supporter) is a mysterious individual who goes by the name of Tar-buns. Tar-buns is, in real … Continue reading
The Substitute Babysitter
I hated babysitting. They say kids and dogs know when you’re afraid of them and they take advantage of your terror. That they can tell when you don’t like them. Even as a teenager I didn’t like kids (not counting … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged babysitting, blog, children, family, Galaxy Quest, humor, life, musings, shameless self-promotion
58 Comments
Today’s Brown Plate Special
I was 18 when I landed a summer job as a waitress at a swanky, nautical-themed restaurant. The only problem was it was out on the edge of town. With 4 teenage drivers in the house I often had to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, Ex Lax, humor, life, pooping in public, writing
53 Comments
Which Whatchamacallit Will Win?
Thanks to all who entered to win the (soon-to-be) coveted Peg-o-Clio Award. Your task was to craft an ad campaign to sell the following item to an unsuspecting world. I convened a distinguished panel of judges over the weekend (being … Continue reading
Posted in Peg-o-Clio Competition
Tagged advertising, blog, humor, shameless self-promotion, writing
61 Comments
Fry-day Heats Up
Me: Here It is finished. Thanks to all who entered the Peg-o-Clio Advertising Award contest. I am overwhelmed at the talent all y’all have – we’re talking advertising skills capable of selling ice to the Eskimos. (I hope that isn’t … Continue reading
Peg-o-Clio Award Hangs In The Balance
Did you watch the Clio Awards results show on TV last night? The creativity shown in those advertisements is mind boggling. That’s why the Clio has long been considered the pinnacle of achievement in the advertising world…until now. Move over … Continue reading
Posted in Peg-o-Clio Competition
Tagged advertising, blog, Clio, humor, life, Mad Men, shameless self-promotion
36 Comments
This Whatchamacallit Is the Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread!
The TV show Mad Men has been nominated for more Emmys than any other cable drama. Is it because of the steamy sex bits? The Peyton Place-like drama? Christina Hendrick’s impossible curves or Jon Hamm’s smoldering magnetism? Nah…it’s the chance … Continue reading
Posted in Peg-o-Clio Competition
Tagged advertising, blog, humor, Mad Men, shameless self-promotion
80 Comments
I Sold Out To The Man
Big Business Daddy Warbucks Halliburton Big Pharma Wall Street The Man That Guy In The Monopoly Game
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, blog, business, humor, life, Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, shameless self-promotion, WordAds, writing
85 Comments
Don’t Let Tinkerbell Die!
This old song from The Kingston Trio really gets you thinking, doesn’t it? Never mind that peace and war stuff, though. What I want to know is this: Where have all the readers gone?
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, Donna Summers, humor, Kingston Trio, musings, shameless self-promotion, Sons of the Pioneers, Tinkerbell, WordPress
139 Comments
Kaption Kontest Kreates Krazy Konnections
It seems like only yesterday, yet it was a long, LONG (really very long) time ago that I was last a finalist in the caption contest over at The Good Greatsby’s blog. Some would say I belong in the finals EVERY time, … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, musings, shameless self-promotion
86 Comments

