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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Category Archives: General Ramblings
Suffering From Seasonal Closet Schizophrenia
Ah, fall… it’s my favorite time of year! Soon the leaves will change color and the crisp-apple air will be tinged with wood smoke. Then come endless frozen days of darkness that batter your soul until it dies. Whoa there! … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged desperately clinging to summer, fall, fashion, humor, life, seasons
97 Comments
How Sharper Than A Serpent’s Tooth Is An Ungrateful Candy Manufacturer?
Hershey, I’ve got a bone to pick with you. A beef. An axe to grind. Now is the winter of my discontent made…well, you get the point. Some months ago, 18 of the sharpest tools in the WordPress shed teamed … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, food, freshly pressed, Hershey, humor, Matt Mullenweg, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Trojan, WordPress
101 Comments
A Discussion of Modern Social Grooming
I’m on vacation this week so I am resurrecting some old posts you may have missed. I’ll try to stop by to chat sometime, but I’m going to be really, really busy having fun, so don’t hold me to it. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged grooming, humor, life, little things in life, monkeys, musings
41 Comments
Move Over Dear Abby
Move over Dear Abby, there’s a new good-advice-giver in town. Well, don’t really move over because I believe Dear Abby is, as they say, 6 feet under and somebody else has taken her place. But that’s not really important. The … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advice, blogging, Dear Abby, Drew Peterson, guest blog, humor, shameless self-promotion
26 Comments
Tiptoe Through The Tulips
As I meander through the blogosphere this election season, the truly prodigious profile of Tiny Tim keeps popping into my mind. His signature ditty, sung in that manly falsetto, warbles through my brain, “Tiptoe through the tulips…” Why is Tiny … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, election, Elmer Fudd, humor, life, musings, politics, Tiny Tim
92 Comments
Do You Have to Be That Monopoly Guy In The Silk Top Hat To Get Elected In America?
There’s nothing wrong with rolling in the dough; heck, I’d LOVE to be able to do that. But you shouldn’t have to be rich to get elected to public office. That’s what it’s coming to in America. One of the … Continue reading
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Tagged conventions, democrats, election, humor, life, musings, political parties, politics, republicans, wallpaper
60 Comments
All Hail The Monday Grownup
The alarum rings And up she springs Although she’d rather sleep in. Back to work She has to go To tame the debts she’s deep in. Downy pillows call him back, and horizontal beckons, But vertical’s what’s needed now to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad poetry, humor, life, little things in life, Monday morning, musings
53 Comments
Wearing My Heart On My Face
I don’t play poker. I don’t even play Poker Face, because I don’t have one. Most every thought, every emotion that flits through my brain shows up on my face in glorious, soggy Technicolor. The other day I was watching … Continue reading
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Tagged emotions, humor, Lady Gaga, life, little things in life, menopause, musings, poker face
86 Comments
Flirting: Then & Now
L’amour, toujour, l’amour. As the French so eloquently and succinctly say, it is all about love. And flirting has long been the delightful prelude to love. In Victorian times, no properly brought up young lady’s education was complete without instruction … Continue reading
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Tagged fans, fashion, flirting, humor, life, love, musings, tight shorts
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