Stay Healthy: Eat Crap

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Every time I resolve to start eating healthy, science comes along with a good reason not to.

Thank you, science.

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68 Responses to Stay Healthy: Eat Crap

  1. Works for me. My motto is to always do the opposite of most mottos.

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  2. Very wise Peg, better safe than sorry – chocolate it is! (Beer is safe too right?).

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  3. Michael says:

    To quote Jesse Pinkman, “Yeah science!”

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  4. Piglove says:

    OMP! This is so very true!! MMOOOMMM – I need some peanut butter cups please. XOXO – Bacon

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  5. I keep waiting to see a Listeria recall on Listerine mouthwash. But so far I’ve only seen them on some of my really unhealthy “10 Things You Should Never Write About” List type posts. 😉 Happy New Year Peg. Just finished enjoying your Target/Hamburger helper post… Lol.

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  6. Elyse says:

    Sometimes, life is good. Like just now as I’m heading out to buy lunch …

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  7. Al says:

    Here again, I’m ahead of my time and get no credit for it. I’ve been aboard the eat crap train for many years. On the menu tonight……chocolate chip cookies with a snickers bar chaser.

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  8. This is fucking brilliant. Little Debbie Nutty Bars are practically vitamins now.

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  9. The only time in my life I suffered a serious injury was when I wrenched my back on a piece of equipment at the gym. That was 20 years ago and I still have to be careful about how I pick up a can of peaches that fell off the counter onto the floor. I never hurt my back watching TV. Not once.

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    • pegoleg says:

      You know, you’re right. The gym is clearly a lot more dangerous than in front of the tube. One rarely hears of hamstrings pulled while reaching for a big bowl ‘o popcorn.

      That peaches part is pretty darn specific. Is peaches-can-strain a thing?

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  10. A sound and rational argument for staying safe and eating things that won’t get the bad germies…..at least I think not. 🙂

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  11. Carrie Rubin says:

    Oh dear, I better plead the fifth on this…

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  12. “There is no love sincerer than the love of
    *** food.” George Bernard Shaw

    *** insert “junk”

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  13. Dana says:

    Of course you should eat food with lots of preservatives, so it’ll preserve you! 🙂

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  14. Thanks, Peg, for saving me from another boring salad. *stuffs Twinkie in mouth*

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  15. People keep talking about eating healthy, fresh, unprocessed foods like our ancestors, but our ancestors used to die at forty. I bet penicillin and antibiotics are even more processed than Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

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  16. momshieb says:

    I have yet to see a vodka recall. I should be just fine.

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  17. Hey Peg-o-leg!

    How I love what you are doing here on wordpress! So much so, that I am nominating you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Mazel Tov! Enjoy and have at it! I will keep on reading. You rock!
    Lisa
    lisapomerantzster.com

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  18. PiedType says:

    Well, there were some recalls of Blue Bell ice cream, but since I always buy Haagen Dazs or Ben & Jerry’s, I’m not worried. Quality junk food!

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  19. Nicole Roder says:

    Good point, Peg. Only Reese’s for me from now on!

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  20. Little Voice says:

    Reblogged this on that little voice and commented:
    Peg-o-leg’s Ramblings confirmed my beliefs.

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  21. Little Voice says:

    Reblogged this…don’t want people to be misled about healthy foods.

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  22. amanpan says:

    Great sharing of much needed information. Wine and chocolate and I am all set. 😊

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  23. k8edid says:

    Sorry, I am late to the party, but January 27 was also my birthday…I consumed an entire chocolate cake for National Chocolate Cake day and only just now awoke from the calorie induced coma. I have never injured myself eating “Death by Chocolate” ice cream (it’s a real thing and I can’t get it here in Florida) but I have, however, choked on a carrot slice. Need more proof than that? I think not.

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    • pegoleg says:

      Happy belated birthday! So sorry to hear about your carrot incident. Just one more bit of proof that healthy food is unhealthy.

      I can’t believe I missed an important holiday like National Chocolate Cake day. Is it too late to celebrate?

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  24. I had a professor once that said the preservatives in food are great – logically, they should make us live forever!

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  25. hiro812 says:

    I have yet to see a vodka recall. I should be just fine.

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