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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
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Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
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Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
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Tag Archives: travel
Gloves Come Off In Michigan/Wisconsin Mitten Kerfuffle
A new Wisconsin ad campaign has residents of Michigan saying “hands off our motto”. The Wisconsin Department of Tourism’s website features a picture of the state’s outline crafted to resemble some sort of bizarre, knitted Elephant Man-esque mitten. Wisconsin seeks … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Badgers, humor, life, Michigan, Michigan State, mittens, musings, postaweek2011, Spartans, travel, Wisconsin
39 Comments
People Are Nice
People are nice, and I have proof. I took advantage of this last, long weekend (created by me taking off work on Friday and Monday) to travel to Michigan to see my family. My modus operandi is to break up … Continue reading
Posted in People Are Nice
Tagged humor, life, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, rest areas, travel
41 Comments
Contract Law 401: Negotiating With God
I recently posted about my near-death experience while flying. My cousin Ed, a noted quipster, responded with a joke about a billionaire in a similar circumstance who made a deal with God to give away half his wealth if he … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged God, humor, Judge Judy, law, life, musings, postaweek2011, travel
28 Comments
IDOT And the Screaming Semis From Hell
I came out of Indiana doing 75 in a driving rain. It was rush hour when I entered the abyss. When the old-timers gather to tell their driving stories, as old-timers will, they speak in hushed tones of this section of … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged driving, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, traffic, travel, trucks
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To Serve Man
I stopped at a public rest area last weekend. A sign on the wall read: “To serve you better, this washroom is fully automated”. This reminded me of a classic Twilight Zone episode, in which giant aliens come to earth to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aliens, grooming, humor, hygiene, life, postaweek2011, restrooms, travel, Twilight Zone
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