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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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My Best Friend Won The Nobel Prize And I Stayed Home To Watch Toddlers & Tiaras
Imagine your best friend won the Nobel prize. Dignitaries, family and friends from all over the world would fly in to Stanislav or wherever, just to pay homage to the deserving honoree. And imagine you didn’t go. You stayed home, … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, freshly pressed, humor, shameless self-promotion, Toddlers & Tiaras
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Facebook Ruined My Life, Now They Must Pay
Should a ginormous corporation be allowed to humiliate a child and profit from her pain? Could $167,000,000 in compensation even begin to make up for her suffering? We can only hope so. I give you, Exhibit A What’s the first … Continue reading
Feeling Shiny and New
How did your experience go with finding the “new” in life? Remember, yesterday I challenged each one of you to do 3 new things. Here’s what I did: 1) To get to the YMCA after work, I usually head west … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, life, same old same old, shameless self-promotion
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A Brief History Of WordPress As It Pertains To Why I Rarely Get Freshly Pressed Anymore
The beginning Whiz kid Matt Mullenweg sits in his parents’ garage, hunched over a computer he crafted from salvaged parts. He is anxiously looking for signs of activity on his newly launched blogging site, WordPress. “Hey, we have a subscriber!” … Continue reading
My Sister-In-Law Is STILL Ruining The U.S. Economy
Christmas is all about traditions. Every year we unpack our favorite, old ornaments. We unearth our Bing Crosby and Manheim Steamroller CDs. We watch A Christmas Story, Miracle on 34th St. and It’s a Wonderful Life. Around this blog, tradition … Continue reading
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Tagged Christmas, dieting, freshly pressed, health, holidays, humor, shameless self-promotion
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Freshly Pegged – Moi
Have you ever sent a post out into the blogosphere, absolutely convinced it was going to be Freshly Pressed? And then it wasn’t? You’re not alone. I’ve asked some fantastic bloggers to select the post that had them muttering,”THIS One … Continue reading
Posted in Freshly Pegged
Tagged blog, blogging, Freshly Pegged, freshly pressed, humor, shameless self-promotion
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