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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: postaweek2011
People Are Nice
People are nice, and I have proof. I took advantage of this last, long weekend (created by me taking off work on Friday and Monday) to travel to Michigan to see my family. My modus operandi is to break up … Continue reading
Posted in People Are Nice
Tagged humor, life, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, rest areas, travel
41 Comments
Orange and Blue: Game Day
We saw the first one after we got on the highway, when still 2 hours away. The car passed us going 70. Their blue flag flapped crisply behind them. It was a little sun faded, the orange letter “I” not as … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged college, football, game day, humor, Illini, life, musings, postaweek2011, University of Illinois
20 Comments
Writing The Turd In The Pool
For bloggers, each post is a work of art, lovingly and laboriously shaped. We give our precious thoughts a sail, then set them afloat in the WordPress regatta. Sometimes, instead of the sleek, literary craft you hoped for, your blog post turns out to be the turd … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, musings, postaweek2011, what to do when confronted by a turd in the pool, writing
35 Comments
The Rubaiyat of Redneck Heaven
A selection of verses. VIII Whether at Potosi or Farmington, Whether the Cup with Jack or Boone’s Farm run, The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop by drop, The cigarette ashes of Life keep falling one by one. IX … Continue reading
Posted in Little Ditties
Tagged humor, life, Missouri, musings, Omar Khayyam, poetry, postaweek2011, rednecks, Rubaiyat
16 Comments
Call Me Sheila (or What’s In A Name?)
Teaching children to use courtesy titles like “Mr.” and “Ma’am” is a small but important step we can take to encourage civility in daily life. When my daughter Liz was in junior-high, I picked her up at school after an … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged children, courtesy, humor, life, parenting, postaweek2011, school
41 Comments
How I Did My Groove Thang With Earth, Wind & Fire On Cloud Nine – Almost
The local YMCA is being renovated. I’m sure it will end up being a workout Mecca the likes of which we have never seen. In the meantime, it’s a pain in the butt. They closed the main rooms and moved … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged death, Earth Wind & Fire, heaven, humor, life, music, musings, postaweek2011, working out, YMCA
36 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. How Low Can You Go?
The gloves have come off in the family weight loss challenge, and it isn’t pretty. When my sister, Terry, first suggested that the women in my family use this summer to lose weight and get fit, I joined in. (Check … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
36 Comments
It’s Hip To Be Square…Right?
I’m having trouble getting a handle on the “ironic” style. Near as I can tell, it involves hipsters wearing (or doing) things that would normally be considered old-fashioned, childish or even nerdy. But there’s some sort of wink-and-a-nod involved that makes it … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged fashion, Hip To Be Square, hipsters, Huey Lewis and The News, humor, ironic, life, postaweek2011, style
20 Comments
Google & The Bunny Bixler Obituary: A Cautionary Tale
If a doctor declares a patient dead, and they aren’t, is that malpractice? What if a blogger does the same thing? I’ve noticed slightly more people than usual have been reading my blog in the last few days. Nothing major, but still, an … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Auntie Mame, blogging, Bunny Bixler, drag queens, humor, life, movies, postaweek2011
34 Comments

