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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: musings
Notmyproblemitis
Experts are concerned by the alarming spread of Notmyproblemitis or NMP. This malady results in the infected person losing all feeling…for their fellow man. Science does not know the exact cause, but the infection short-circuits a person’s ability to share … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged business, customer service, humor, life, musings, my baser self, rudeness
58 Comments
Interplanetary Mental Commuting
Some people have jobs that require them to commute from one end of the country to the other – they’re bicoastal. Some people have an illness that makes their minds jump from one mood extreme to the other – they’re … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, life, musings, space (between the ears) the final frontier, WordPress, writing
109 Comments
I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!
I snigger at those Life Alert commercials. It’s sad when old ladies fall down for realz, but the actresses they use in the ads are so horrible they’re funny. They must hire the producer’s grandmothers. They stretch out on the … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition, General Ramblings
Tagged Andrew Wyeth, Dairy Queen, dieting, food, health, humor, life, Life Alert, musings, Weebles
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The Amazing Gymnic!
What is that thing? Looks like one of those big, rubber balls from down at the gym, right? Wrong! Peg-o-Leg Industries is proud to present…
My Mother’s Hands
I have my mother’s hands. That’s not something I’ve ever taken as a compliment – no offense, Mom.
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, humor, life, love, mom, Mother's Day, musings, parenting
80 Comments
I Am The Line Slayer
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged grocery shopping, humor, life, musings, shopping, waiting in line
94 Comments
Friday Folderol
Howdy folks! Just a few little items before we break for the weekend. 1) WordPress has something messed up with their Reader function which lists new posts for subscribed blogs. Some blogs have totally dropped of my list in the last month, some … Continue reading
I’m The Crypt Keeper…No, Really!
I’m never going to move to Paris. It just hit me that I’ll never live in a garret in Montmartre, spending my days painting and my nights discussing Existentialism over wine and croissant. The chances were always slim. If you haven’t run away from home … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged church lady, humor, Knights Templar, life, musings, my baser self, volunteering
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Miss Peg-o-Leg’s Guide To Excruciatingly Correct Comment Etiquette
When navigating the rocky shoals of comment etiquette, even the most grizzled WordPress veteran may find him or herself adrift. Commenting rules are, by and large, unwritten. This makes them no less real. The unwary commenter risks breaking one of these rules … Continue reading →