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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
Move Over Comcast And AT&T: Drucker-Net Is Here
State-of-the-art technology for rural America You people in the big cities have no idea – NO IDEA – what those in the sticks have to go through to stay connected and keep up some semblance of sophistication. I was talking … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged country life, Green Acres, humor, internet, life, Petticoat Junction, technology
15 Comments
Treadmill For One, Garcon!
The world is facing a cataclysmic problem that is bearing down on us at the speed of George Jetson walking Astro on that space treadmill, yet I’ve not seen one answer to this burning question: when the supply of essential … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged health, holidays, humor, life, New Year's resolutions, the gym, working out
12 Comments
Barkeep, Another Round of Fermented Yak Snot for My Buddies!
Everything is ALWAYS simpler for guys. My last blog post was about how shopping for clothes strains the mother/daughter bond. My brother-in-law, John, said he was glad he was a guy. Relations with his Dad are simple – pizza, beer … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged cavemen, humor, life, men and women, poker, prehistoric life
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I Shop, Therefore I Am Enlightened
French philosopher Rene Descartes said “I think, therefore I am. ” I’ve heard women say, “I shop, therefore I am.” Philosophical shopping maven that I am, I say, “I shop, therefore I am enlightened.” The other day I noticed two women … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged cultures, humor, life, mother-daughter relations, philosophical shopping, retail therapy, shopping
12 Comments
Life Saving Holiday Hints for The Very, Very Wealthy
The joyful Christmas season is, unfortunately, also a time of increased accidents. This year the super-wealthy are at even greater risk. Why? Because the death tax rate in the U.S. is going up on 1/1/11. This tax, also known as the … Continue reading
Wal-Mart, The Musical
Most Americans have been to Wal-Mart. But you haven’t truly experienced it until you see Wal-Mart, The Musical. I attended a performance just a few days ago. The entire play takes place in a Super Wal-Mart. It is Sunday afternoon … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, holiday shopping, holidays, humor, life, Wal-Mart
45 Comments
Why I Wish I Were An Insect, Temporarily
A fly’s life doesn’t have much to recommend it. After all, fine dining for flies involves stuff you scrape off your shoes, and they only live about 24 hours. Nonetheless, the other day I wished I were a fly…on the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged a bug's life, character flaws, eavesdropping, humor, ill-wishing, life, my baser self
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Time Machine Discovered. Build Me Up Buttercup Involved.
I have discovered the secret to time travel. I was in a store the other day when the radio played Build Me Up Buttercup by The Foundations. I sang along reflexively. I wasn’t alone. I could hear a guy 2 … Continue reading
No-Shave November
My sister told me her 17 year-old son, Andy, looks like a scruffy lion these days. He says he is observing No-Shave November. I had to laugh, admiring his creativity. I mentioned this to my daughter, Gwen, and she said … Continue reading

