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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
Kentucky Fried Chicken and The Honey Sauce Factories of Zorg
Setting: Kentucky Fried Chicken headquarters. Operations Manager: “I don’t know, Bubba. You know how people feel about jobs going out of the country.” Chief Financial Officer: “You’re making too big a deal out of this, Vern. Sure, Americans … Continue reading
Let’s Make A Deal – Hunchback Edition
Did you ever watch Let’s Make a Deal? At the end of the show, Monty Hall would offer a contestant $50 if she had a specific item – a battery, cherry Life Saver, etc. The costumed woman would dive into her … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, Justin Bieber, Let's Make A Deal, life, organization, postaweek2011, purses
31 Comments
No More Pooper Scooping – I am an Artiste!
Did Shakespeare scrub toilets? Was Byron doing tax returns? Were any of the Bronte sisters expected to wield a pooper-scooper? I think not. We were not meant for the mundane, the work-a-day life. We are Writers! This magical journey of self-discovery that we … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, housework, humor, life, postaweek2011, writing
34 Comments
Intimate Strangers
We noticed the other family the first day at the hospital. There was an attractive, energetic mother/grandmother in her early 60s, and a young matron with a bright-eyed baby. They were dark-haired and small. The strong family resemblance made it … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer
Tagged health, hospitals, illness, life, life & death, musings, postaweek2011, writing
23 Comments
Our Healthcare System Is Fine And Dandy
You hear a lot of complaints about the state of health care in America. After a week spent observing it first-hand, I can tell you the system works just fine. My sister was understandably nervous when she had to go to the hospital … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer
Tagged health, healthcare, hospitals, humor, insurance, life, postaweek2011
22 Comments
Stowaway
It is dark when the fugitive sneaks aboard a carrier bound for freedom. Our stowaway stays hidden, traveling far from home. All is inky blackness in the hiding place. Bright lights beckon ahead. The long journey is over at last. The stowaway … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, laundry, life, musings, postaweek2011, stowaways
24 Comments
How to Tell If You Are A Pessimist
Little Billy wanted a pony for Christmas. It was all he talked about for months. When Christmas morning arrived, he ran outside and saw…a big pile of poop. Little Billy clapped his hands for joy. “Why are you … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, life, musings, optimism, pessimism, postaweek2011
33 Comments
Cave-In at the Real Life Mine
Cave-in at humor mine shaft #1. I live in two worlds. Real life world, and blog life world. They impact one another, but they rarely intersect. Blogging takes a huge amount of time and effort, as my fellow writers know. But … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, health, humor, illness, life, musings, postaweek2011
34 Comments
OMG! An Affair To Remember, LOL!
Facebook ROCKS!!! LMAO, ROF, LOL. Why am I talking like this? Because I have been transformed back to my 12-year-old self today, thanks to Facebook. A couple of weeks ago, I was friended by a friend of someone who went … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged An Affair To Remember, braces, Facebook, grade school, humor, life, love, postaweek2011, romance, social media
17 Comments
Howard Hughes and the Importance of Going To Church
A large family with an adorable toddler sat in the pew in front of us at church the other day. She made a game of reaching her arms out to be passed from person to person in the family, up … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged church, cold & flu, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
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