Tag Archives: humor

Weekend Wanderings

Oh my darling clementines, I must leave you now.  I’m heading out-of-town for a weekend of family fun in the great state of Michigan.  (Michigan – it’s a state of mind.)  I will be incommunicado.  Not only that, Gilligan, but I probably … Continue reading

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Kaption Kontest Kreates Krazy Konnections

It seems like only yesterday, yet it was a long, LONG (really very long) time ago that I was last a finalist in the caption contest over at The Good Greatsby’s blog.  Some would say I belong in the finals EVERY time, … Continue reading

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Chicago Gets Her Knockers Up

As any woman can tell you, nothing is more crucial for perky boobs than good support.  Last weekend it seemed the whole city of Chicago turned out to provide that support – for breast cancer research.

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Stuff That Can Rub (A-Dub, Dub) You Out

There have been disturbing accounts in the news recently of people flipping out on a potent street drug.  The most horrific of these stories was about a man who tried to eat another person while high.  The drug of choice for these discriminating users?  Bath … Continue reading

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There Are Too Many Talented People On Here

. . I recently saw the Woody Allen movie “Midnight In Paris”. Owen Wilson plays a modern writer who visits Paris and steps through time to the 1920s.  He becomes friends with Ernest Hemingway, Gertrude Stein, Cole Porter and F. … Continue reading

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Bloggy Shout Out

Just had to give a bloggy shout out to Nicole over at The Middlest Sister.  She has just passed 5000 subscribers!  Whoo hoo! The sky’s the limit as far as I’m concerned when you’ve got mad talent like hers. She … Continue reading

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Notmyproblemitis

Experts are concerned by the alarming spread of Notmyproblemitis or NMP.  This malady results in the infected person losing all feeling…for their fellow man.  Science does not know the exact cause, but the infection short-circuits a person’s ability to share … Continue reading

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Interplanetary Mental Commuting

Some people have jobs that require them to commute from one end of the country to the other – they’re bicoastal. Some people have an illness that makes their minds jump from one mood extreme to the other – they’re … Continue reading

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The Day The Music Died

Last week saw the passing of music legends Donna Summer and Robin Gibb.   Robin and his fellow Brothers Gibb formed the wildly successful group the Bee Gees who, along with Donna,  defined the music phenomenon known as disco. This was the week that … Continue reading

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I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!

I snigger at those Life Alert commercials.   It’s sad when old ladies fall down for realz, but the actresses they use in the ads are so horrible they’re funny.  They must hire the producer’s grandmothers.  They stretch out on the … Continue reading

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