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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: food
My Grocery Store Knows Me Better Than My Husband Does
My grocery store knows more about me than my husband does. It was exactly 10 years ago this past weekend that I signed up for one of their preferred savings cards. I was nervous about it. I don’t like the … Continue reading
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Losing Is For Winners!
Here we are, with the first week of the family weight-loss challenge under our slightly looser belts. Time for a status update. As I posted last week, my sister Terry issued a challenge for all the women in our family to … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, fear and loathing for celery, food, health, humor, life, postaweek2011, working out
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Game On.
All the women in my family are voluptuous. Zaftig. Generously padded with fleshy fleshliness. At least that’s what we would be in a Rubens painting. In modern parlance, one might say fat – if one were an insensitive boor. Enter … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, life, losing weight, musings, postaweek2011, weight
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Let Them Eat Cake
The ideal kitchen, shown on my favorite channel, HGTV, has granite countertops and stainless steel appliances. So of course, when our refrigerator died, I really wanted to go with stainless. Unfortunately, stainless is a lot pricier than white. Looking … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, appliances, food, HGTV, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, refrigerators
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The Vehicular Gourmet Presents: Fine Automotive Dining
Picture this: a grayish-brown burger on a squashed bun, greasy fries, all wrapped in paper and washed down with soda pop. Now picture this: chilled vichyssoise, steak, asparagus with hollandaise sauce, roasted fingerling potatoes and strawberries, served on linen and … Continue reading
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Tagged fast food, fine dining, food, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
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Kentucky Fried Chicken and The Honey Sauce Factories of Zorg
Setting: Kentucky Fried Chicken headquarters. Operations Manager: “I don’t know, Bubba. You know how people feel about jobs going out of the country.” Chief Financial Officer: “You’re making too big a deal out of this, Vern. Sure, Americans … Continue reading

