Category Archives: General Ramblings

Deep thoughts on the human condition.

Move Over Comcast And AT&T: Drucker-Net Is Here

State-of-the-art technology for rural America You people in the big cities have no idea – NO IDEA – what those in the sticks have to go through to stay connected and keep up some semblance of sophistication. I was talking … Continue reading

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Treadmill For One, Garcon!

The world is facing a cataclysmic problem that is bearing down on us at the speed of George Jetson walking Astro on that space treadmill, yet I’ve not seen one answer to this burning question: when the supply of essential … Continue reading

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Barkeep, Another Round of Fermented Yak Snot for My Buddies!

Everything is ALWAYS simpler for guys.  My last blog post was about how shopping for clothes strains the mother/daughter bond.  My brother-in-law, John, said he was glad he was a guy.  Relations with his Dad are simple – pizza, beer … Continue reading

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I Shop, Therefore I Am Enlightened

French philosopher Rene Descartes said “I think, therefore I am. ”  I’ve heard women say, “I shop, therefore I am.”  Philosophical shopping maven that I am, I say, “I shop, therefore I am enlightened.” The other day I noticed two women … Continue reading

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Life Saving Holiday Hints for The Very, Very Wealthy

The joyful Christmas season is, unfortunately, also a time of increased accidents.  This year the super-wealthy are at even greater risk.  Why?  Because the death tax rate in the U.S. is going up on 1/1/11.  This tax, also known as the … Continue reading

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A Chicken’s Work Is Never Done (Little Red Hen’s Christmas Tale)

Once upon a time,  Little Red Hen lived in a cozy little coop with her happy little family.  It was Christmas time and Little Red Hen thought some decorations would add to their holiday joy. “Who will help me set up the tree?” she asked. “Not I”, said the rooster.  “Not … Continue reading

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Oprah’s 2020 Anniversary Special Features Freshly Pressed Author

Transcript of 12/10/20 Oprah TV Special. (Camera closes in on Oprah and guest seated before live audience) Oprah: “Today we’re talking to women who are living their dreams. Peg, you and I go way back.  You’re a world-famous author, blogger … Continue reading

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My Sister-In-Law Is Ruining The U.S. Economy

Support your local eggnog farmer! My sister-in-law, Lisa, just announced she is starting a diet.  With 3 weeks to go until Christmas.    This is wrong on so many levels.  Besides the masochistic overtones, we have to consider how such a … Continue reading

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Wal-Mart, The Musical

Most Americans have been to Wal-Mart.  But you haven’t truly experienced it until you see Wal-Mart, The Musical.   I attended a performance just a few days ago.  The entire play takes place in a Super Wal-Mart.  It is Sunday afternoon … Continue reading

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Annual Insurance Review: S. Claus

                                                                                 RV Insurance Agency                                Agent:  P. S. Prep notes for annual insurance review                                             Date:  12/6/10 Client:  Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus (nickname Kris)    Address:  North Pole (get Mapquest for inspector) Client rating (naughty, nice, preferred):  Preferred List of … Continue reading

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