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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Category Archives: General Ramblings
Are You An Optimist Or A Pessimist?
Little Billy wanted a pony for Christmas. It was all he talked about for months. When Christmas morning arrived, he ran outside and saw…a huge pile of poop. Little Billy clapped his hands for joy and started shoveling. “Why are … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Eeyore, How THe Grinch Stole Christmas, humor, life, musings, optimism, pessimism, Pollyanna
51 Comments
Don’t Thank Me For Voting
As I walked out of the polling place this morning, a man checked my name off a little list and said, “Thank you for voting.” It was as if I was a veteran who laid her life on the line … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged America, election day, life, musings, up on my soapbox again, voting
53 Comments
Health Insurance Companies Hate Sick People And Liechtensteinians
In fall, a young agent’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of health insurance. Alfred, Lord Tennyson. Sort of. The guvment, in its infinite wisdom, decided that it would be a good idea to require *90% of Americans to enroll … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, health, humor, insurance, life, Medicare, musings, Obamacare
56 Comments
Malaising Grace, How Sweet The Sound
This is my favorite time of year. The bright colors, the nip in the air – love it. But it’s also my least favorite time of year. It’s getting dark earlier every day. My temper shortens with the days, while … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged autumn, depression, gratitude and attitude, life, midlife crisis, musings, prayer
70 Comments
Take A Bite Out Of Words
I love words; written, spoken, any way they can be served up. Life offers a veritable smorgasbord of words and I want to sample them all. I’ve mentioned before that I talk to myself. These are not always full-fledged conversations. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged English, Forget Paris, humor, life, musings, Squinkies, The Phantom Tollbooth, words
69 Comments
Gimme A Steaming Mug of Sodium Caseinate
The interwebz is where people go to engage in thought-provoking, passionate debate on important topics of the day. But not the people I know. At this time of year, our minds are consumed by the issue of pumpkin flavored … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged coffee, food, food additives, humor, Java Jive, life, Manhattan Transfer, musings
54 Comments
iPhone 6 Plus A Big Hit Everywhere Except In Your Pants
The latest gadget has arrived on the scene, and everyone in the world has to have it. Unfortunately, technoistas have already come crashing down from their initial high as reality bites them in the butt. The humongous new iPhone 6 … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged fashion, Fashion Week, humor, iPhone 6, life, musings, technology
58 Comments
Invasion Of The iPhone Snatchers
My husband has become one of Them. They’re taking over. I keep trying to tell people, but they won’t listen. “You’re paranoid.” they say. “That’s crazy talk.” they say. Oh sure, it seemed innocent enough at first. The iPod was … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Apple, humor, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, iPhone 6, life, musings, technology
84 Comments
Let Your Fingers Do The Talking: Universal Sign Language For Drivers
The problem with Driver’s Education is that students learn useless things like the proper distance to maintain when following a car towing a house trailer up a 30 degree incline during an ice storm (2 miles.) Why don’t they teach … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Model Behavior
Tagged avoiding ass-wuppery on the open road, Drivers Ed, driving, humor, life, musings, my baser self, road rage
66 Comments
Take The Bucket O Chicken Challenge To Cure LAFF
The phenomenal success of the ice bucket challenge has brought in a ton of money for ALS, as well as bringing much-needed awareness to this worthy cause. I’m going to borrow the idea to raise funds for another cause that … Continue reading

