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Would The Prince Be Just As Eager To Kiss Sleeping Good Personality?

Posted on April 28, 2015 by pegoleg

They say that beauty is only skin deep. If so, that’s the kind of skin I want. My mind was wandering a bit during church the other day. Instead of putting much-needed effort into improving my spiritual life, I found … Continue reading →

Posted in General Ramblings | Tagged beauty, beauty pageants, Donny & Marie, humor, life, maybe I should just enjoy movies and stop analyzing them for hidden messages about society, musings, Shallow Hal, Sleeping Beauty | 98 Comments

Curl Up And Dye, You Gravy Sucking Pig

Posted on April 22, 2015 by pegoleg

Hair’s What’s Happening The Mane Event American Hairlines From Hair to Eternity Head Hunters The Hairport A Cut Above We’ve all seen these signs. Why do beauty salons seem to have a monopoly on bad pun names? Is this … Continue reading →

Posted in General Ramblings | Tagged business, hair salons, humor, Is the pun the lowest form of humor?, life, musings, Steve Martin | 97 Comments

Happy Secret Aries Week

Posted on April 18, 2015 by pegoleg

Originally posted on nudge. wink. report.:
Thanks for the reminder. Secret Aries week is almost here. Do you know about this? I’d never heard of it until I saw a sign outside the local florist’s shop the other day. I’m…

Posted in General Ramblings | 2 Comments

Some of Y’all Need To Pay More Taxes

Posted on April 15, 2015 by pegoleg

I wrote this piece a couple of years ago, and WordPress was kind enough to choose it for Freshly Pressed. Here it is again, in honor of our national day of financial mourning. Washington has never called about implementing these … Continue reading →

Posted in General Ramblings | Tagged government, humor, life, musings, taxes | 69 Comments

April Showers Bring Melon-Ball Doohickeys

Posted on April 13, 2015 by pegoleg

The other day I was scrubbing a cookie sheet that had gone from gun-metal gray to mottled brown from years of hard use. I couldn’t tell if what I was attacking was cleanable dirt, or if cooking alchemy had transformed … Continue reading →

Posted in General Ramblings | Tagged family, humor, life, marriage, musings, showers, weddings | 117 Comments

Dormant, Not Dead

Posted on April 8, 2015 by pegoleg

A couple of weeks ago I took a hike in one of my favorite parks. A bad storm came through the area last summer and the park was closed for several months because of all the trees that were knocked … Continue reading →

Posted in Cancer Schmancer, General Ramblings | Tagged 1st Corinthians, faith, hope, life, love, musings, spring, suicide | 73 Comments

Once You Bite The Head Off The Bunny, You’ve Gone Too Far

Posted on April 1, 2015 by pegoleg

For someone like me who has a serious sugar addiction, major holidays mean major problems. Some holidays aren’t so bad: St. Patrick’s Day is all about the booze, Fourth of July is all about the burgers, and Presidents Day is … Continue reading →

Posted in General Ramblings | Tagged candy, Easter, food, humor, I've got a monkey on my back and it is a bunny, life, sugar addiction | 92 Comments

March Madness For Dummies

Posted on March 31, 2015 by pegoleg

Here’s a fun fact that you may not know about me; I am a Spartan. No, I don’t mean that I am spartan: marked by simplicity, frugality, or avoidance of luxury and comfort. In that regard I am more of … Continue reading →

Posted in General Ramblings | Tagged basketball, Final Four, humor, life, March Madness, Michigan State, MSU Spartans, sports, they're fighting with a vim | 80 Comments

Good Writing vs. Kim Kardashian’s Butt

Posted on March 26, 2015 by pegoleg

It has been a heck of a week. An old post of mine, R.I.P. Bunny Bixler, went mini-viral last week. Someone with a lot of followers pushed a link to this post on Facebook, and I still don’t know … Continue reading →