Perhaps you’ve noticed the snappy chartreuse winky guy hanging around in the margin of this-here blog. No, I didn’t steal it. I am a legitimate field reporter for the prestigious Nudge Wink Report. I’ve got a press pass and everything!
I couldn’t be more thrilled since the rest of their talent stable is awesome, they are a WordPress Recommended Humor Blog, and they serve free cocktails and those little sandwiches with the crusts cut off.
Today is my maiden voyage with the fine folks at Nudge Wink, so head on over and read all about a special holiday coming up this week.
Secret Aries week is almost here. Do you know about this? I’d never heard of it until I saw a sign outside the local florist’s shop the other day.
I’m not sure why some people born under the astrological sign of the ram want to keep it a secret. I’m OK with being a Leo, and I would think those who are really into the Zodiac would be proud of their birth signs. I’m also surprised that there are enough people trying to hide being an Aries to warrant a whole week of celebration – wouldn’t one day do it? But since people are, obviously, into this, why don’t they observe it a week earlier? Then it would fall during the actual dates attributed to Aries.
Maybe that time slot was already taken up by some other crucial holiday like National Ball of Twine week. We…
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