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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
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Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: shopping
Wal-Mart, The Christmas Musical (Redux)
Christmas is all about traditions. Every year we unpack our favorite, old ornaments. We unearth our Bing Crosby and Manheim Steamroller CDs. We watch A Christmas Story, Miracle on 34th St. and It’s a Wonderful Life. Around this blog, tradition … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, holidays, humor, shameless self-promotion, shopping, Wal-Mart
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I Am The Line Slayer
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged grocery shopping, humor, life, musings, shopping, waiting in line
94 Comments
What’s In A Name? A Case For Hoarders
It seems to me that people consider hoarding a BAD thing, ever since that TV show, Hoarders, started running on A&E. I don’t see it that way. Hoarding can be a fun and rewarding hobby. The problem is that the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged collecting, culture, health, Hoarders, hoarding, humor, life, reality TV, shopping, TV, why Beanie Babies are a smart investment nowadays
52 Comments
Love/Hate Relationship: One Woman’s Search For A Dress
One of the worst things about losing a lot of weight is that nothing fits anymore. Ha ha ha! Good one, eh? But, seriously. One of the very BEST things about losing a lot of weight is that you … Continue reading
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Tagged aging, body image, dieting, fashion, humor, life, musings, shopping
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Wal-Mart, The Christmas Musical
Most Americans have been to Wal-Mart. But you haven’t truly experienced it until you see Wal-Mart, The Christmas Musical. I attended a performance just a few days ago. The entire play takes place in a Super Wal-Mart. It is Sunday … Continue reading
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Tagged Christmas, holidays, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, shopping, Wal-Mart
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Further Evidence That I Do Not Play Well With Others
*…Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the throbbing of the bells, Of the bells, bells, bells — To the sobbing of the bells; Keeping time, time, time, As he knells, knells, knells, In a happy … Continue reading
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Tagged annoyances, children, Edgar Allen Poe, humor, life, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, shopping
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My Grocery Store Knows Me Better Than My Husband Does
My grocery store knows more about me than my husband does. It was exactly 10 years ago this past weekend that I signed up for one of their preferred savings cards. I was nervous about it. I don’t like the … Continue reading
I Shop, Therefore I Am Enlightened
French philosopher Rene Descartes said “I think, therefore I am. ” I’ve heard women say, “I shop, therefore I am.” Philosophical shopping maven that I am, I say, “I shop, therefore I am enlightened.” The other day I noticed two women … Continue reading
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Tagged cultures, humor, life, mother-daughter relations, philosophical shopping, retail therapy, shopping
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