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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: musings
We Need More Taxes
What’s wrong with America is some of y’all need to be paying more taxes. Taxes raise money, sure, but the government also uses them to change our behavior. We are encouraged to do some things (buy houses and windmills) and … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad habits, blogging, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, taxes
174 Comments
Kentucky Fried Chicken and The Honey Sauce Factories of Zorg
Setting: Kentucky Fried Chicken headquarters. Operations Manager: “I don’t know, Bubba. You know how people feel about jobs going out of the country.” Chief Financial Officer: “You’re making too big a deal out of this, Vern. Sure, Americans … Continue reading
Intimate Strangers
We noticed the other family the first day at the hospital. There was an attractive, energetic mother/grandmother in her early 60s, and a young matron with a bright-eyed baby. They were dark-haired and small. The strong family resemblance made it … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer
Tagged health, hospitals, illness, life, life & death, musings, postaweek2011, writing
23 Comments
T-Shirtable Quotes
Stating The Obvious division
Stowaway
It is dark when the fugitive sneaks aboard a carrier bound for freedom. Our stowaway stays hidden, traveling far from home. All is inky blackness in the hiding place. Bright lights beckon ahead. The long journey is over at last. The stowaway … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, laundry, life, musings, postaweek2011, stowaways
24 Comments
How to Tell If You Are A Pessimist
Little Billy wanted a pony for Christmas. It was all he talked about for months. When Christmas morning arrived, he ran outside and saw…a big pile of poop. Little Billy clapped his hands for joy. “Why are you … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, life, musings, optimism, pessimism, postaweek2011
33 Comments
Cave-In at the Real Life Mine
Cave-in at humor mine shaft #1. I live in two worlds. Real life world, and blog life world. They impact one another, but they rarely intersect. Blogging takes a huge amount of time and effort, as my fellow writers know. But … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, health, humor, illness, life, musings, postaweek2011
34 Comments
Howard Hughes and the Importance of Going To Church
A large family with an adorable toddler sat in the pew in front of us at church the other day. She made a game of reaching her arms out to be passed from person to person in the family, up … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged church, cold & flu, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
13 Comments
Public Enemy #1 Eludes Fitness Police
I had one of the Fitness Police’s 10 Most Wanted in my sights, and I let her slip away. I had just parked in the YMCA parking lot when another car pulled alongside. The driver and I got out at the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged exercise, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, smoking, working out
19 Comments
Horton Hatches The Idea
I write in my head. That’s probably true for most writers. You start with an idea: a tiny, fragile egg to be protected and nurtured. While my body is working out, washing dishes and folding clothes, my mind is elsewhere. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, Dr. Seuss, humor, musings, postaweek2011, writing
22 Comments

