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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
Apple Employee Engagement Workshop
Rejected t-shirt logo for an upcoming employee engagement/team-building workshop at Apple headquarters: What other mottos might they consider?
Posted in T-Shirtable Quote
Tagged Apple, human resources, humor, life, musings, teamwork
60 Comments
Heads You Win, Tails You Lose
* Oh, God! We’re slowing to a crawl. Look at those taillights, stretching ahead as far as the eye can see. Damn! I’m going to be late for work for SURE. And will my jerk-wad boss care that it is … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged attitude, death, gratitude, life, musings, perspective
54 Comments
Yew City Slickers Is Luckier ‘N Cold Spit On A Greased Pig In A China Shop
Urbanites are always complaining about how tough life is in the big city. I say, crime? – bah! smog? – ha! traffic jams? – don’t make me laugh. You don’t know what tough IS until you’ve stared down the gaping … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged country life, Hee Haw, humor, joys of homeownership, life, musings, The Beverly Hillbillies
91 Comments
A Single, Burning Question
Another snowstorm just blanketed the Midwest. Our souls yearn for Sprightly Spring, but Wooly Winter shows no sign of slackening her icy grip. Punxsutawney Phil has gone back into hibernation and so have I. That little vestige of prehistoric brain … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beauty, grooming, humor, life, little things in life, men and women, musings, shaving, winter
97 Comments
When It Says Loco, Lazy, Loser On The Label, Label, Label
Do you have lovely eyes? A noble nose? An infectious smile? Sometimes it’s hard to see our own outstanding features, even if they are obvious to everyone else. That’s because some of us can’t see beyond the big, invisible labels … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged children, education, family, humor, life, musings, parenting
75 Comments
Pavlov’s Wayne Newton
I’m a serial singer of songs. I’m not talking about great songs necessarily, and I don’t perform them well, either. I’m no Wayne Newton. It’s just that my brain is wired for song stimulus and I respond like one of … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, life, living in a musical, memory, music, musings, Wayne Newton
73 Comments
Skipping Stones In the Pond Of Life & Death
They say that even when someone dies, they aren’t fully gone; they live on in the memories of those who knew them. I think that the opposite is also true. When someone dies, they take some of our memories with … Continue reading
The REAL Sounds of The Season
My favorite classic rock radio station switched to an all-Christmas-music-format the day after Thanksgiving. They call it “The Sounds of The Season”. This annoys me for two reasons. 1) Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer instead of Another Brick … Continue reading

