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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Category Archives: General Ramblings
To Smile Or Not To Smile? That Is The Question
You have a split second to respond. There are no do-overs. Choose poorly and you risk being tagged as Stuck-up Bitch or Village Idiot. I’m talking about navigating the no-man’s land between seeing someone, and figuring out if it’s someone … Continue reading
Fear & Loathing In The ½ Price Easter Candy Aisle
What do 4-for-$1 Cadbury Crème Eggs and an up-thrust of daffodils have in common? Both are important clues that may help me to finally understand…myself. I’ve been feeling a little blue lately. By a little blue I mean sad. Very … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition, General Ramblings
Tagged depression, dieting, health, humor, life, mental health, musings, seasonal affective disorder
111 Comments
Heads You Win, Tails You Lose
* Oh, God! We’re slowing to a crawl. Look at those taillights, stretching ahead as far as the eye can see. Damn! I’m going to be late for work for SURE. And will my jerk-wad boss care that it is … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged attitude, death, gratitude, life, musings, perspective
54 Comments
Yew City Slickers Is Luckier ‘N Cold Spit On A Greased Pig In A China Shop
Urbanites are always complaining about how tough life is in the big city. I say, crime? – bah! smog? – ha! traffic jams? – don’t make me laugh. You don’t know what tough IS until you’ve stared down the gaping … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged country life, Hee Haw, humor, joys of homeownership, life, musings, The Beverly Hillbillies
91 Comments
A Single, Burning Question
Another snowstorm just blanketed the Midwest. Our souls yearn for Sprightly Spring, but Wooly Winter shows no sign of slackening her icy grip. Punxsutawney Phil has gone back into hibernation and so have I. That little vestige of prehistoric brain … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beauty, grooming, humor, life, little things in life, men and women, musings, shaving, winter
97 Comments
Monkeying Around
Happy Monday! A couple of things. Loser No More Jules over at Go Jules Go had a contest for the best drunk story a little while back, and yours-truly was the winner. The really great thing is that I was … Continue reading
When Bacon Goes Horribly Wrong
Who doesn’t love bacon?* Bacon is sublime. Bacon is magical. Whether enrobed in chocolate, hanging from a Christmas tree or just gracing your breakfast plate, its crunchy, fatty, salty goodness can’t be beat. There’s nothing that can’t be improved with … Continue reading
Oh, Yeah? So’s Your Old Man!
I like to think of myself as a sparkling conversationalist. In fact, I get more brilliant the farther away I get from the actual conversation. When out to dinner with friends one evening, I noticed I was charged for a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Commander McBragg, ego, English, humor, musings, the fine art of conversation
70 Comments

