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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Author Archives: pegoleg
Take A Bite Out Of Words
I love words; written, spoken, any way they can be served up. Life offers a veritable smorgasbord of words and I want to sample them all. I’ve mentioned before that I talk to myself. These are not always full-fledged conversations. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged English, Forget Paris, humor, life, musings, Squinkies, The Phantom Tollbooth, words
69 Comments
Gimme A Steaming Mug of Sodium Caseinate
The interwebz is where people go to engage in thought-provoking, passionate debate on important topics of the day. But not the people I know. At this time of year, our minds are consumed by the issue of pumpkin flavored … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged coffee, food, food additives, humor, Java Jive, life, Manhattan Transfer, musings
54 Comments
iPhone 6 Plus A Big Hit Everywhere Except In Your Pants
The latest gadget has arrived on the scene, and everyone in the world has to have it. Unfortunately, technoistas have already come crashing down from their initial high as reality bites them in the butt. The humongous new iPhone 6 … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged fashion, Fashion Week, humor, iPhone 6, life, musings, technology
58 Comments
Invasion Of The iPhone Snatchers
My husband has become one of Them. They’re taking over. I keep trying to tell people, but they won’t listen. “You’re paranoid.” they say. “That’s crazy talk.” they say. Oh sure, it seemed innocent enough at first. The iPod was … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Apple, humor, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, iPhone 6, life, musings, technology
84 Comments
Let Your Fingers Do The Talking: Universal Sign Language For Drivers
The problem with Driver’s Education is that students learn useless things like the proper distance to maintain when following a car towing a house trailer up a 30 degree incline during an ice storm (2 miles.) Why don’t they teach … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Model Behavior
Tagged avoiding ass-wuppery on the open road, Drivers Ed, driving, humor, life, musings, my baser self, road rage
66 Comments
Take The Bucket O Chicken Challenge To Cure LAFF
The phenomenal success of the ice bucket challenge has brought in a ton of money for ALS, as well as bringing much-needed awareness to this worthy cause. I’m going to borrow the idea to raise funds for another cause that … Continue reading
My Best Friend Won The Nobel Prize And I Stayed Home To Watch Toddlers & Tiaras
Imagine your best friend won the Nobel prize. Dignitaries, family and friends from all over the world would fly in to Stanislav or wherever, just to pay homage to the deserving honoree. And imagine you didn’t go. You stayed home, … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, freshly pressed, humor, shameless self-promotion, Toddlers & Tiaras
57 Comments
Facebook Ruined My Life, Now They Must Pay
Should a ginormous corporation be allowed to humiliate a child and profit from her pain? Could $167,000,000 in compensation even begin to make up for her suffering? We can only hope so. I give you, Exhibit A What’s the first … Continue reading
Song Lyrics I Got Horribly Wrong #387
Elton John, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road …back to the howling old owl in the woods, humpin’ the horny back toad. Have you ever discovered you were totally messing up a song’s lyrics?
How To Earn The Title: World’s Worst Mother-In-Law
About 25 years ago my mother-in-law, Virginia, and sister-in-law, Jane, asked me to go with them to a taping of a talk show then popular in Chicago, the Jenny Jones Show. We were put in a holding room where the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged death, Endora, family, grief, humor, life, mother-in-laws, musings
78 Comments

