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Tag Archives: writing
The Jacket: Entries, Post Three
Happy Friday, and welcome to the next batch of entries in The Jacket: A Writing Competition. If you’re breaking into a rousing chorus of “What’s It All About, Alfie?” right about now, then 1) You have good taste in music … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, humor, life, shameless self-promotion, The Jacket, writing
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The Jacket: A Nagging
Just a little reminder that tomorrow is the deadline for submitting your entry in The Jacket: A Writing Competition. “Wha???” you ask. “What’s that all about?” you demand. “Can I get fries with that?” you query thoughtfully. To find out … Continue reading
The Jacket: Entries, Post Two
The good news is, I had more entries for The Jacket Writing Competition than the big fat zero I was expecting. Instead of coming up with a handful of new WordPress IDs so I could stuff my own inbox with … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, humor, shameless self-promotion, The Jacket, writing
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The Jacket: Entries, Post One
Presented for your reading pleasure…the first batch of five entrants in The Jacket: A Writing Competition. Click in the right-hand column (where you’ll see, coincidentally, a picture of a spiffy, green jacket) to find out what this is all about. It will … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, life, shameless self-promotion, The Jacket, writing
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The Jacket: A Call To Arms
(Drum roll please…) Announcing the first, ever, Peg-o-Leg writing competition!!!!! Here’s what it’s all about. I was strolling through the Goodwill Thrift Store a few weeks ago when I came across the great, vintage blazer pictured here. I am all … Continue reading
An Apology from A Bloggy Scab
I am a scab, and I’m sorry. Yesterday was supposed to be a total internet blackout in support of an issue that is vital to all of us. Google, Wikipedia, WordPress and many other sites, big and small, blacked out … Continue reading
And It’s Too Late, Baby, Now It’s Too Late
Five days into the new year and 2012 is already an epic fail. Looking around the blogosphere, it seems everybody had a plan for 2012. A fresh, dazzling plan for the sparkling New Year. Lots of blogs are wearing shiny, … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, Carol King, humor, It's too late, musings, New Year's resolutions, Project 365, writing
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The Magical, Freshly Pressed Day
(cue opening song from Legally Blonde) The day starts like any other day. Maybe you’re in the middle of scrubbing the toilet, or playing with your kids. Maybe you’re working; selling some insurance. (Do you have enough life insurance? Does anyone, really?) … Continue reading
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Tagged blogging, freshly pressed, Hoku, humor, life, Perfect Day, postaweek2011, shameless self-promotion, WordPress, writing
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The Plaintive Cry of the Newbie Blogger
The following is a little, tiny post I put up after being on WordPress one month. This was before I had pictures, tags or readers. Who of us didn’t have these thoughts in the beginning – and still do, on occasion? Come … Continue reading

