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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: family
One Small Step, One Giant Leap
Nothing makes a parent’s heart melt quite like their baby’s first, tottering steps into the safety of their loving arms. Enjoy those moments because as soon as your kids master walking, they start to run – away from you. When … Continue reading
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet He Is Still Master Of The Dance
This post was my Father’s Day gift to my Dad two years ago. It had the honor of being Freshly Pressed and remains one of my (and my readers’) favorites. I love you, Dad!
Get Your Knockers Up to Fight Breast Cancer
The athletes are trained. The spectators have their cheers down pat. There isn’t a pink t-shirt left to be had in the Windy City. We’re ready… for the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer: Chicago! It happens this weekend, June 1-2. … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer
Tagged Avon Walk For Breast Cancer, cancer, family, health, humor, life
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I Have My Mother’s Hands
I have my mother’s hands. That’s not something I’ve ever taken as a compliment – no offense, Mom. Our hands are broad and short-fingered. A network of lines criss-crosses both palm and back. The adjectives “sturdy” and “capable” come to mind when … Continue reading
That’s The Most Disgusting Stuff I Ever Tasted. Give Me A Big, Heapin’ Helping.
TV is full of experts who are eager to explain why we eat too much (or too little). What I want to know is why do we eat the specific foods we eat? Especially when that food tastes like slugs … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged culture, family, food, health, humor, IKEA, Lutefisk, musings, psychology
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When Bacon Goes Horribly Wrong
Who doesn’t love bacon?* Bacon is sublime. Bacon is magical. Whether enrobed in chocolate, hanging from a Christmas tree or just gracing your breakfast plate, its crunchy, fatty, salty goodness can’t be beat. There’s nothing that can’t be improved with … Continue reading
When It Says Loco, Lazy, Loser On The Label, Label, Label
Do you have lovely eyes? A noble nose? An infectious smile? Sometimes it’s hard to see our own outstanding features, even if they are obvious to everyone else. That’s because some of us can’t see beyond the big, invisible labels … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged children, education, family, humor, life, musings, parenting
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My Sister-In-Law Is Ruining The US Economy – Again
Christmas is all about traditions. Every year we unpack our favorite, old ornaments. We unearth our Bing Crosby and Manheim Steamroller CDs. We watch A Christmas Story, Miracle on 34th St. and It’s a Wonderful Life. Around this blog, tradition … Continue reading

