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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Category Archives: General Ramblings
A Cup, A Cup, A Cup, A Cup Of Sodium Caseinate
For the coffee lover, fall ushers in the best of times: that of the yummy flavored coffees. Rich pumpkin, deep chocolate notes, earthy wafts of cinnamon spice all beckon from grocery store and specialty shop shelves. “Drink Me,” they say. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged chemicals in food, coffee, food, humor, Java Jive, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, The King Sisters
55 Comments
Always A (Caption Contest) Bridesmaid, Never A Bride
A girl dreams all of her life about that special day. A day when every eye is upon her as all of her fantasies come true. But dreams don’t always come true. Some girls are left on the sidelines; the day … Continue reading
I Got Bubkes
The pristine whiteness of the Word document mocks me as I sit, sweating and mumbling before my screen, because… I got bubkes. Maybe a change of scenery is in order. It’s the technological sterility that has me blocked. Yes, that’s … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writer's block, writing
39 Comments
Spamalot – A Second Helping
If you mosey on back through my blog archives, you’ll find a little post entitled Earning The Respect of My Fellow WordPress Bloggers Has Me Humbled. This was not a gushing self-tribute masquerading as modesty, as the title might suggest, … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, humor, life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, postaweek2011, spam, Spamalot, WordPress support, writing
39 Comments
I Didn’t
Today… I didn’t step over the pile of cat-gack on the stairs and leave the clean up for the next unwary morning traveler. Nor did I yell at Beeby for eating the gack-inducing leaf, even though I specifically warned her … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad day, bad mood, depression, humor, ill-wishing, life, little things in life, musings
51 Comments
If Old Is Such A Lousy Place to Be, Why is Everybody Doing Their Damnedest To Get There?
Everybody wants to live a long life. Many of us work hard to do so. We hit the treadmill to strengthen the heart, quit smoking to preserve the lungs, and eat stuff that tastes like hay to flush out the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, baby boomers, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
22 Comments
People Are Nice
People are nice, and I have proof. I took advantage of this last, long weekend (created by me taking off work on Friday and Monday) to travel to Michigan to see my family. My modus operandi is to break up … Continue reading
Posted in People Are Nice
Tagged humor, life, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, rest areas, travel
41 Comments
Orange and Blue: Game Day
We saw the first one after we got on the highway, when still 2 hours away. The car passed us going 70. Their blue flag flapped crisply behind them. It was a little sun faded, the orange letter “I” not as … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged college, football, game day, humor, Illini, life, musings, postaweek2011, University of Illinois
20 Comments
Writing The Turd In The Pool
For bloggers, each post is a work of art, lovingly and laboriously shaped. We give our precious thoughts a sail, then set them afloat in the WordPress regatta. Sometimes, instead of the sleek, literary craft you hoped for, your blog post turns out to be the turd … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, humor, musings, postaweek2011, what to do when confronted by a turd in the pool, writing
35 Comments

