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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: humor
Buffer Couple Saves Vacation
Careful packing is crucial to a successful vacation with your honey. The most important thing to bring along is a Buffer Couple. Have you ever done a fishing trip in the Midwest in the late fall? There’s nothing like it. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged fishing, humor, life, marriage, men and women, musings, vacations 27 Comments
My Dad Had No Rhythm, Yet He Will Always Be Master Of The Dance
My Dad sired 9 children. He then topped that accomplishment by staying around, with our Mom, to raise every one of us. For that reason alone, he deserves to be Father of The Year. Not convinced? Here are a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged death, eulogy, family, Fathers Day, humor, life, love, musings 56 Comments
When Did Buying Crap Become A Hobby?
Most of us work to support our habits and save passion for the things we choose to do in our off-hours. We pursue hobbies like… Collecting stamps, coins, or art Reading or writing Hiking or swimming Sewing or gardening Playing … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged Ebay, fashion, hoarding, humor, life, musings, retail therapy is a real thing, shopping, vintage jewelry, writing 52 Comments
In Defense Of The Fanny Pack
There’s still time to get your vacation in before summer’s over, so this is a good time to review some of my helpful vacation fashion tips. I have a fanny pack. I am not being ironic. I own a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged family, fanny packs, fashion, hopelessy fashion clueless, humor, life 57 Comments
Won’t The Real Peg Schulte Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up?
“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.” ― William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet Society now communicates electronically. There’s nothing wrong with that, but some occasions still call for a … Continue reading
Meals On Wheels: Put Some Classy In Your Chassis
What would you rather eat? A grayish-brown burger on a squashed bun, limp fries in a greasy paper bag, all washed down with flat soda pop. Chilled vichyssoise, steak, asparagus with hollandaise sauce, roasted fingerling potatoes and strawberries, served on … Continue reading
Happy 4th of July From A True, Yankee Noodle Dandy!
Independence Day is here. This day marks the epic battle wherein Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum defeated evil aliens bent on taking over the world. What many don’t know, however, is that Americans had been celebrating this day for many … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged 4th of July, A brief history of the United States, America, history, humor, Independence Day, life, musings, newly discovered documents show George Washington told Catherine the Great's emmisary he would have much more freedom for liberal beaver-pelt dealing after he was reelected to a second term 34 Comments
How Men and Women Differ: Toilet Paper Version
It’s time, once more, for a thrill-a-minute roller coaster ride through my brain. A toilet paper roll-er coaster. Hang on. Men and women may look at the same world, but they do not see the same things. Men tend to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged battle of the sexes in the bathroom, family, humor, life, marriage, musings, muti-tasking run amok, toilet paper 39 Comments
My Uterus is Smarter Than My Head When It Comes to Babies
When you get to be a “woman of a certain age”, like me, it makes you a little sad to realize that your body has retired from the business of producing life. After all, babies are sweet, adorable, and smell … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged babies, babysitting, family, grandparents, humor, life, musings, workout 31 Comments
My Mother’s Hands
Today’s post is a replay of one I wrote several years ago. I may have said it before, but the sentiment is still as fresh as ever: I love you, Mom. I have my mother’s hands. That’s not something … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged family, humor, life, love, mom, Mother's Day, musings 25 Comments