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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
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My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
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Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: holidays
Treadmill For One, Garcon!
The world is facing a cataclysmic problem that is bearing down on us at the speed of George Jetson walking Astro on that space treadmill, yet I’ve not seen one answer to this burning question: when the supply of essential … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged health, holidays, humor, life, New Year's resolutions, the gym, working out
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Life Saving Holiday Hints for The Very, Very Wealthy
The joyful Christmas season is, unfortunately, also a time of increased accidents. This year the super-wealthy are at even greater risk. Why? Because the death tax rate in the U.S. is going up on 1/1/11. This tax, also known as the … Continue reading
My Sister-In-Law Is Ruining The U.S. Economy
Support your local eggnog farmer! My sister-in-law, Lisa, just announced she is starting a diet. With 3 weeks to go until Christmas. This is wrong on so many levels. Besides the masochistic overtones, we have to consider how such a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged dieting, eggnog cows, holiday eating, holidays, humor, the economy
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Wal-Mart, The Musical
Most Americans have been to Wal-Mart. But you haven’t truly experienced it until you see Wal-Mart, The Musical. I attended a performance just a few days ago. The entire play takes place in a Super Wal-Mart. It is Sunday afternoon … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, holiday shopping, holidays, humor, life, Wal-Mart
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Annual Insurance Review: S. Claus
RV Insurance Agency Agent: P. S. Prep notes for annual insurance review Date: 12/6/10 Client: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus (nickname Kris) Address: North Pole (get Mapquest for inspector) Client rating (naughty, nice, preferred): Preferred List of … Continue reading
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Tagged Christmas, fun with insurance, holidays, humor, insurance
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