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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: blogging
And It’s Too Late, Baby, Now It’s Too Late
Five days into the new year and 2012 is already an epic fail. Looking around the blogosphere, it seems everybody had a plan for 2012. A fresh, dazzling plan for the sparkling New Year. Lots of blogs are wearing shiny, … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, Carol King, humor, It's too late, musings, New Year's resolutions, Project 365, writing
66 Comments
The Magical, Freshly Pressed Day
(cue opening song from Legally Blonde) The day starts like any other day. Maybe you’re in the middle of scrubbing the toilet, or playing with your kids. Maybe you’re working; selling some insurance. (Do you have enough life insurance? Does anyone, really?) … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, freshly pressed, Hoku, humor, life, Perfect Day, postaweek2011, shameless self-promotion, WordPress, writing
100 Comments
The Plaintive Cry of the Newbie Blogger
The following is a little, tiny post I put up after being on WordPress one month. This was before I had pictures, tags or readers. Who of us didn’t have these thoughts in the beginning – and still do, on occasion? Come … Continue reading
Will PAC-Man Gobble Up The King’s English?
On the one-year anniversary of the Punctuation And Capitalization Tax, commonly called the PAC, reviews have been mixed as to its impact on America. Gwen Prosody, a retired English professor, has been an outspoken critic of the PAC tax. Ms. Prosody … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, English, grammar, humor, musings, Pac Man, postaweek2011, Rupert Murdoch, taxes, writing
35 Comments
Happy Anniversary, Baby!
It’s my anniversary. I first put cyber pen to paper at WordPress one year ago today. My sister Lib and I went to Ireland in 2009. I was sending excruciatingly detailed emails of our trip to my family, and someone suggested I … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, Goofy, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, WordPress, writing
65 Comments
Always A (Caption Contest) Bridesmaid, Never A Bride
A girl dreams all of her life about that special day. A day when every eye is upon her as all of her fantasies come true. But dreams don’t always come true. Some girls are left on the sidelines; the day … Continue reading
I Got Bubkes
The pristine whiteness of the Word document mocks me as I sit, sweating and mumbling before my screen, because… I got bubkes. Maybe a change of scenery is in order. It’s the technological sterility that has me blocked. Yes, that’s … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writer's block, writing
39 Comments
Spamalot – A Second Helping
If you mosey on back through my blog archives, you’ll find a little post entitled Earning The Respect of My Fellow WordPress Bloggers Has Me Humbled. This was not a gushing self-tribute masquerading as modesty, as the title might suggest, … Continue reading
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Tagged blogging, humor, life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, postaweek2011, spam, Spamalot, WordPress support, writing
39 Comments
Writing The Turd In The Pool
For bloggers, each post is a work of art, lovingly and laboriously shaped. We give our precious thoughts a sail, then set them afloat in the WordPress regatta. Sometimes, instead of the sleek, literary craft you hoped for, your blog post turns out to be the turd … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, humor, musings, postaweek2011, what to do when confronted by a turd in the pool, writing
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Google & The Bunny Bixler Obituary: A Cautionary Tale
If a doctor declares a patient dead, and they aren’t, is that malpractice? What if a blogger does the same thing? I’ve noticed slightly more people than usual have been reading my blog in the last few days. Nothing major, but still, an … Continue reading
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Tagged Auntie Mame, blogging, Bunny Bixler, drag queens, humor, life, movies, postaweek2011
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