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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Life is Better with a Pint of Vermont’s Finest
“Life is better with a pint of Vermont’s finest.” I read the words at the top of the legal pad and laughed. There was no joy in the sound. It was a mirthless acknowledgement of the exquisite irony of life. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Ben & Jerry's ice cream, blogging, crime, food, humor, life
57 Comments
How Sharper Than A Serpent’s Tooth Is An Ungrateful Candy Manufacturer?
Hershey, I’ve got a bone to pick with you. A beef. An axe to grind. Now is the winter of my discontent made…well, you get the point. Some months ago, 18 of the sharpest tools in the WordPress shed teamed … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, food, freshly pressed, Hershey, humor, Matt Mullenweg, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Trojan, WordPress
101 Comments
Move Over Dear Abby
Move over Dear Abby, there’s a new good-advice-giver in town. Well, don’t really move over because I believe Dear Abby is, as they say, 6 feet under and somebody else has taken her place. But that’s not really important. The … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advice, blogging, Dear Abby, Drew Peterson, guest blog, humor, shameless self-promotion
26 Comments
Tiptoe Through The Tulips
As I meander through the blogosphere this election season, the truly prodigious profile of Tiny Tim keeps popping into my mind. His signature ditty, sung in that manly falsetto, warbles through my brain, “Tiptoe through the tulips…” Why is Tiny … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, election, Elmer Fudd, humor, life, musings, politics, Tiny Tim
92 Comments
Where Is The Love?
If you’ve been checking out this-here blog for any amount of time, you may have noticed one of my most frequent commenters (and biggest supporter) is a mysterious individual who goes by the name of Tar-buns. Tar-buns is, in real … Continue reading
Kaption Kontest Kreates Krazy Konnections
It seems like only yesterday, yet it was a long, LONG (really very long) time ago that I was last a finalist in the caption contest over at The Good Greatsby’s blog. Some would say I belong in the finals EVERY time, … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, humor, musings, shameless self-promotion
86 Comments
There Are Too Many Talented People On Here
. . I recently saw the Woody Allen movie “Midnight In Paris”. Owen Wilson plays a modern writer who visits Paris and steps through time to the 1920s. He becomes friends with Ernest Hemingway, Gertrude Stein, Cole Porter and F. … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, bloggy friends, humor, Midnight In Paris, musings, shameless self-promotion, writing
111 Comments
Bloggy Shout Out
Just had to give a bloggy shout out to Nicole over at The Middlest Sister. She has just passed 5000 subscribers! Whoo hoo! The sky’s the limit as far as I’m concerned when you’ve got mad talent like hers. She … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, humor, shameless self-promotion, writing
41 Comments
Interplanetary Mental Commuting
Some people have jobs that require them to commute from one end of the country to the other – they’re bicoastal. Some people have an illness that makes their minds jump from one mood extreme to the other – they’re … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, humor, life, musings, space (between the ears) the final frontier, WordPress, writing
109 Comments


Miss Peg-o-Leg’s Guide To Excruciatingly Correct Comment Etiquette
When navigating the rocky shoals of comment etiquette, even the most grizzled WordPress veteran may find him or herself adrift. Commenting rules are, by and large, unwritten. This makes them no less real. The unwary commenter risks breaking one of these rules … Continue reading →