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Category Archives: General Ramblings
What Snew
…Snowmageddon: The big dump hit Illinois last weekend. I know 12 inches is nothing to what Boston, Maine and other points east experienced recently, and I may be a total little girly-woman for even mentioning it but, and this is the … Continue reading
Church Of The Bubonic Plague
A large family with an adorable toddler sat in the pew in front of us at church the other day. She made a game of reaching her arms out to be passed from person to person in the family, up … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged church, cold & flu season, health, humor, life, musings
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Service With A Sniffle
A wise man uses his head when using a headset. I had to call the customer service department of a major software company the other day, which is trip to the third circle of hell at the best … Continue reading
Next Stop, Total World Domination
It was a busy week around here. The last 7 days brought good news, good times, and lots of stepping out…out of my comfort zone. Good News: I was excited and humbled that my last post, Why I Would Rather … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, freshly pressed, humor, musings, shameless self-promotion, writing
117 Comments
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
Some look at life’s journey as a pitched battle, and some as a noble quest. Either way, a smart knight should be prepared for the dragons he or she is bound to encounter along the way. My weapon of choice … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, General Ramblings
Tagged cancer, health, humor, life, Make 'Em Laugh, musings, Sunset Boulevard
462 Comments
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Being Ebenezer Screwed
Christmas time is here again. Tis the season for celebrating old traditions. Around this blog, that means dusting off posts of Christmas past, posts that are staler than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. Christmas is only a couple of days away. The … Continue reading
Wal-Mart, The Christmas Play
Christmas time is here again. Tis the season for celebrating old traditions. Around this blog, that means dusting off posts of Christmas past, posts that are staler than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. The Wal-Mart Christmas Musical The entire play takes place … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, holidays, humor, musings, shopping, Wal-Mart
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Little Red Hen’s Christmas Joy
Christmas time is here again. Tis the season for celebrating old traditions. Around this blog, that means dusting off posts of Christmas past, posts that are more stale than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. Once upon a time, Little Red Hen lived in a … Continue reading
A Toilet Paper Roll-er Coaster Ride Through My Brain
It’s time again for a thrill-a-minute roller coaster ride through my brain. Hang on. Men and women do not see the same world. Men tend to be linear thinkers who concentrate on one job until it is done. Women multitask … Continue reading
Maslow’s Hierarchy Of Public Transportation Needs
Behavioral scientists use Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs as a model to explain just about everything in life. The theory goes something like this: a person’s most basic needs must be met (food and shelter) before they can afford the luxury … Continue reading
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