It’s time again for a thrill-a-minute roller coaster ride through my brain. A toilet paper roll-er coaster. Hang on.
Men and women do not see the same world.
Men tend to be linear thinkers who concentrate on one job until it is done. We women multitask so much we’re like a pack of hamsters on speed in a room full of running wheels.
I’m not saying one vision is better than the other – they’re just different. I also don’t pretend to represent every woman. Nonetheless, I suspect this will sound familiar to many of the double-X-chromosomed.
Now that we’ve got the disclaimers out of the way…
The following is a true and faithful account of an actual event, which was experienced by me and my brain while spending quality time in my bathroom.