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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: writing
Good Writing vs. Kim Kardashian’s Butt
It has been a heck of a week. An old post of mine, R.I.P. Bunny Bixler, went mini-viral last week. Someone with a lot of followers pushed a link to this post on Facebook, and I still don’t know … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, fame and fortune, humor, Kardashians, Kim Kardashian's butt, musings, shameless self-promotion, social media, Twitter, writing
120 Comments
I Love Old People – All Of You
I’m a fake. A couple of years ago, desperate to get my name in print, I convinced a local baby boomers magazine to let me do an occasional column. I agreed to take out an expensive business ad in return, … Continue reading
Next Stop, Total World Domination
It was a busy week around here. The last 7 days brought good news, good times, and lots of stepping out…out of my comfort zone. Good News: I was excited and humbled that my last post, Why I Would Rather … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, freshly pressed, humor, musings, shameless self-promotion, writing
117 Comments
Confessions Of A Serial Tweaker
I’m convinced that the secret to good writing is effective rewriting. I’m also convinced that I take it too far. How I envy the easy, breezy, off-the-cuff writer. That’s not me. I’m a serial “tweaker.” No, I don’t mean “twerker” … Continue reading
My New Year’s Resolution: Screw That
I sat down today to list the many ways in which I stink. This annual cataloging of faults (with accompanying promises to do better) is a practice better known as making New Year’s resolutions. Coming up with raw material was … Continue reading
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Tagged chubby thighs, Desiderata, dieting, holidays, humor, life, musings, New Year's resolutions, writing
96 Comments
Thank You, Blogs I Follow. Thanks For Nothing.
I love you. I hate you. I love your wonderful words, spun out like thread, woven into intricate tapestries that are by turns gossamer light or substantial as a good, wool blanket. I love your glorious images; photos that capture … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, friends, humor, musings, Reader, WordPress, writing
103 Comments
Freshly Pegged – Go Jules Go
Have you ever sent a post out into the blogosphere, absolutely convinced it was going to be Freshly Pressed? And then it wasn’t? You’re not alone. I’ve asked some fantastic bloggers to select the post that had them muttering,”THIS One … Continue reading

