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Tag Archives: New Year’s resolutions
My Retroactive 2016 New Year’s Resolutions
Right about now, a lot of you are thinking of ways to improve yourself in the coming year; in other words, you’re making your 2017 New Year’s resolutions. Bad idea. Nobody keeps those for more than a week – two … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged holidays, humor, life, musings, New Year, New Year's resolutions, self-improvement, writing
57 Comments
My New Year’s Resolution: Screw That
I sat down today to list the many ways in which I stink. This annual cataloging of faults (with accompanying promises to do better) is a practice better known as making New Year’s resolutions. Coming up with raw material was … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged chubby thighs, Desiderata, dieting, holidays, humor, life, musings, New Year's resolutions, writing
96 Comments
And It’s Too Late, Baby, Now It’s Too Late
Five days into the new year and 2012 is already an epic fail. Looking around the blogosphere, it seems everybody had a plan for 2012. A fresh, dazzling plan for the sparkling New Year. Lots of blogs are wearing shiny, … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, Carol King, humor, It's too late, musings, New Year's resolutions, Project 365, writing
66 Comments
Garcon, Treadmill For One!
Be sure to tip your maitre d’ sweat. The world is facing a cataclysmic problem. The supply of essential resources will shortly be woefully inadequate to meet demand. How will we allocate those resources? Why have pundits been strangely silent on this … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged exercise, health, holidays, humor, life, musings, New Year's resolutions, postaweek2011, working out
59 Comments
Treadmill For One, Garcon!
The world is facing a cataclysmic problem that is bearing down on us at the speed of George Jetson walking Astro on that space treadmill, yet I’ve not seen one answer to this burning question: when the supply of essential … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged health, holidays, humor, life, New Year's resolutions, the gym, working out
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