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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: musings
April Showers Bring Melon-Ball Doohickeys
The other day I was scrubbing a cookie sheet that had gone from gun-metal gray to mottled brown from years of hard use. I couldn’t tell if what I was attacking was cleanable dirt, or if cooking alchemy had transformed … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, humor, life, marriage, musings, showers, weddings
117 Comments
Dormant, Not Dead
A couple of weeks ago I took a hike in one of my favorite parks. A bad storm came through the area last summer and the park was closed for several months because of all the trees that were knocked … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, General Ramblings
Tagged 1st Corinthians, faith, hope, life, love, musings, spring, suicide
73 Comments
Good Writing vs. Kim Kardashian’s Butt
It has been a heck of a week. An old post of mine, R.I.P. Bunny Bixler, went mini-viral last week. Someone with a lot of followers pushed a link to this post on Facebook, and I still don’t know … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, fame and fortune, humor, Kardashians, Kim Kardashian's butt, musings, shameless self-promotion, social media, Twitter, writing
120 Comments
Things Grown-Up You Does That 10-Year-Old You Would Never Do
It was really cold this morning. When the alarm went off I wanted to hit the snooze button and burrow back down under the covers but, being a responsible adult, I didn’t. I got up and went through my morning … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged growing up, humor, life, musings, work and the people who have to do it.
73 Comments
The Good, The Bad, And The Low Flush Toilet
There is a point at which love of the environment runs headlong into a need to preserve modesty and decorum. That collision happens on the seat of a low flush toilet. I love the environment. I want it to be … Continue reading
Church Of The Bubonic Plague
A large family with an adorable toddler sat in the pew in front of us at church the other day. She made a game of reaching her arms out to be passed from person to person in the family, up … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged church, cold & flu season, health, humor, life, musings
93 Comments
Service With A Sniffle
A wise man uses his head when using a headset. I had to call the customer service department of a major software company the other day, which is trip to the third circle of hell at the best … Continue reading
Next Stop, Total World Domination
It was a busy week around here. The last 7 days brought good news, good times, and lots of stepping out…out of my comfort zone. Good News: I was excited and humbled that my last post, Why I Would Rather … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, freshly pressed, humor, musings, shameless self-promotion, writing
117 Comments
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
Some look at life’s journey as a pitched battle, and some as a noble quest. Either way, a smart knight should be prepared for the dragons he or she is bound to encounter along the way. My weapon of choice … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, General Ramblings
Tagged cancer, health, humor, life, Make 'Em Laugh, musings, Sunset Boulevard
462 Comments
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Being Ebenezer Screwed
Christmas time is here again. Tis the season for celebrating old traditions. Around this blog, that means dusting off posts of Christmas past, posts that are staler than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. Christmas is only a couple of days away. The … Continue reading

